Guest Stars John Michael Higgins as Ronald Zaius Lizzy Caplan as Mystery Woman / Deirdre / Christie Ripley Kyle Bornheimer as Scott Ana Ortiz as Betty Crocker / Loretta Sanchez John Gemberling as Carl Co Starring Christopher Darga as Theodore Stracciatelli Anthony Mingilino as Tommy Crocker Scott Broderick as Guard Ren Hanami as Fluga Hymnson Chan as Busboy Scott Anthony Loot as Edward Stracciatelli Elizabeth Kim as Molly Crocker