Guest Stars Bonita Friedericy as Brigadier General Diane Beckman Tony Hale as Emmett Milbarge Patricia Rae as Bolonia Jennifer Jalene as "Smooth" Lau Jenny McCarthy as Sylvia Arculin Andy Richter as Brad Co Starring Mel Fair as TV Reporter Andy Pessoa as Young Morgan Jack Yang as Jason Wang Brian Thompson as Cliff Darren Keefe as Yeager Alison Simpson as Vanessa Tyler Foden as Chunky Kid