Guest Stars Bryce Lorenzo as Hailey Hansen Joseph D. Reitman as Very Bad Santa Ren Colley as Kenji Laura Poe as Jessica McCarthy Michael Maize as Le Dic Jerry Springer as Himself Co Starring Quentin Morales as Cal Katie Beth Hall as Brooke Alexander Jameson as Noah Benny Elledge as Jabba the Hebrew James Collins, Jr. as Pencil Dick Ashley Paige Albert voices Little Voice Victor La Mantia as Mousy Marc Basil as Lead Gangster Bonnie Milligan as Evie Jude Tibeau as Desk Cop Paco Tolson as Sonny Shine Security Guard Caleb Eberhardt as J.D. John Lichtwalt as Redneck Dad Celia Howard as Mrs. Jablonsky Chazz Menendez as Gangster #2 Brady Adair as Insurance Agent