Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves Larry Linville as Lou Hayman John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Bill Daily as Paul Turner William Windom as Bill Kelly Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Co Starring Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Ron L. Steinbeck as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader