Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Bill Daily as Paul Turner William Windom as Bill Kelly Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Co Starring Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Ron Steinberg as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Eduardo Ricard as Priest Tony Ramirez as Ramon