Guest Stars Teresa Ganzel as Rita del Rio Ruth Manning as Bertha Melneck Herb Vigran as Seymour Glass / Fred Melneck Gretchen Wyler as Judy Fishbane Howard Witt as George Broder Co Starring Dennis Farina as Uniform #2 John Terry Bell as Desk Clerk Terry Beaver as Uniform #1 Victor Rivers as Cop #1 Sirri Murad as Hot Dog Vendor John Petlock as Cop #2 Adele Rose as Waitress Chuck Mitchell as Strip Club Owner Steve Restivo as Italian Waiter Uncredited Tony Bennett voices Tony Bennett Jim Lau as Chinese Waiter