Guest Stars John Beard as Himself Martin Mull as Gene Parmesan Rebecca Drysdale as Lt Toddler Co Starring Justin Grant Wade as Steve Holt Kristin Vahl as Krystal Kimmy Shields as Lisa Zakary Shawn Risinger as Young George Michael John F. Schaffer as Cop #2 Ryan Bailey as Cop #1 Rob Norton as Scuba Instructor Jimmy Ortega as Mexican Border Officer Scott Broderick as Self Defense Instructor Traci L. Crouch as Realtor Gloria Sandoval as Rosa Pedro Lopez as Bodega Owner Ross Mackenzie as Limo Driver Sam Pfoser as Young George Michael (2005) Uncredited Ron Howard voices Narrator