Guest Stars Hadley Robinson as Lily Crystal Fox as Kim Tim Hopper as Dale Warwick Hadley Robinson as Charlotte Gloria Coco as Toni Tambler Co Starring Bernard Gilbert as Steve / Christie Minion #1 Meg Warner as National Anchor #4 Michael Emmett Carey as Minion / Doctor Derek Daryn Harrell as PFC Betsy Ruskin Demetrios Troy as National Anchor #3 Mike Brunlieb as Minion / Doctor / Photographer Scott Pamela Jones as National Anchor #5 Rosie Moan as Angry Woman Julian Griffith as Soldier One Brandon Loeser as Detective Lionel Segee Moise as Reporter #3 Elizabeth Klinge as Right Woman Lisa Roti as Reporter #2 Jack Bronis as Bartender Suzette Mayobre as Crowd #3 Jason Jack Edwards as Crowd #2 John Gawlik as Cop #1 Matthew Keffer as CDC Hazmat Michael Christopher Collins as Left Man Chris McClure as Officer Tuttle Mike Schminke as Crowd #1 Alex Fisher as Journalist #2 Kaiser Ahmed as Journalist #1 Andrew Ritter as Deminstrator Loren Jones as Officer Garland Shaun Graves as Rabbit Handler Jose Nateras as Reporter #1
