Not the Waltons

1. 'Black Bean Soup'- Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match.   
2. 'Bottle of Wine'- Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret.   
3. 'To Pee or Not to Pee'- Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral.   
4. 'Break a Leg'- A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding.