Episode XII: The Empire Contracts Covid

The President is spreading a disease! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to provide hours of responsible, law-abiding content safely livestreamed every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. It is possible to do stuff without actively making people sick. You just have to give a shit about other people, that's all. Following many years of live shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do it all from the relative isolation of Skywalker Ranch and The Dakota Building, using DIGITAL MAGIC. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, remember last week when [REDACTED]?