Episode XVI: The Search for Watto

Watto has vanished. In his absence, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW must continue, just as it did after the closure of the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) has been left to helm the show with only his snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Crystal Patrick) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir. This is crazy, kids. Come observe now, for letting it continue, thusly...