Special Guest Stars Anthony Michael Hall as Joe Perott Guest Stars Shayne Topp as Matt Bradley Tim Meadows as John Glascott Stephen Tobolowsky as Principal Earl Ball Dan Bakkedahl as Dale Woodburn Bill Goldberg as Nick Mellor Artemis Pebdani as Helen Anjani Joshi as Andrea Katherine Hughes as Jean Jacobs Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg