EPISODE XXIX: PRETEND IT'S A BUMPER

Greetings! And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream that is totally normal. But not this week! Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BUMPTRICK BUMPNOIR aka L'IL BUMPER aka THE BUMPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Any other week, there would be guests and comedy segments and they would SLOW JAM THE NEWS and do all your favorite bits. But this week SOMETHING WENT WRONG. There was an accident at THE BUMPER FACTORY and BRYSON accidentally made too many BUMPERS and now the whole show is BUMPERS! My name is CRAWLY, and I am the BUMPER. WAIT... That came out wrong. Let me try again. My name is CRAWLY and I am the BUMPER. I didn't mean to say BUMPER! OH NO! I am turning into a BUMPER NOW! My name is BUMPY and I am the BUMPER.... THIS WEEK'S BUMPERS BUMPY BUMPER LADY BUMPINGTON JOEY BUMPERS BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER