Colossal Castle Conundrum

Pat Carey lives in her dream home; a literal castle in Rydal Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, the massive home has become too much for her to keep up with, and she's decided to sell. But finding a buyer has been a nightmare. The home has been on the market for 590 days without an offer! The landscaping is out of control, and the decor is straight out of the dark ages! Will Tanya be able to make this listing fit for a king, or will the Carey's hopes for a sale be crushed?