Guest Stars Matilda Szydagis as Zelda Joel Johnstone as Archie Cleary Cynthia Darlow as Mrs. Moskowitz Stephanie Hsu as Mei Gideon Glick as Alfie Emily Bergl as Tessie Michael Torpey as Eugene Domenick Lombardozzi as Mr. Bartosiewicz Co Starring Nunzio Pascale as Ethan Matteo Pascale as Ethan Teddy Coluca as Manny Jim Lau as Mei's Father P.J. Morrison as Comic 1 at Stage Deli Emmy Harrington as Sally Brian Cali as Bartender Howard Feller as Wino Joshua Satine as Petey Taylor Nolan Daniels as Sailor Billy Staples as Barfly 1 Jack Casey as Jacob Donny Yau as Li Wei RJ Vaillancourt as Sailor Jeremy Schachter as Comic 3 at Stage Deli Michael Thomas Holmes as Mr. Frick Noah Gardenswartz as Guy from the Neighborhood Meredith Handerhan as Receptionist Matthew Broussard as Comic 2 at Stage Deli Jo Yang as Older Woman Lance Roberts as Newsstand Owner Fenton Lawless as Barfly 2 Howard W. Overshown as Cabbie