Guest Stars Niky Wardley as Anastasia Cheryl Fergison as Herself Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Donna Preston as Fat Pat Lorna Brown as Cal Dystin Johnson as Vicki Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Rae Cooksey as White Pat Edie Newman as Blind Sally Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Catherine Morris as Sian Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Jola Olajide as Charlee Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Peter Singh as Gary Christian Brassington as Dean Caroline Harding as Sal Bruce Alexander as Doug Jane Mosse as Pretend Parker Bowles