Guest Stars Donna Preston as Fat Pat Caroline Harding as Sal Peter Singh as Gary Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Lorna Brown as Cal Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Cheryl Fergison as Herself Niky Wardley as Anastasia Christian Brassington as Dean Edie Newman as Blind Sally Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Catherine Morris as Sian Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Jola Olajide as Charlee Rae Cooksey as White Pat Dystin Johnson as Vicki Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Duncan Wisbey as Martin Bruce Alexander as Doug Abdul Salis as Sebastian Jane Mosse as Pretend Parker Bowles Elisabeth Wilson as Scouse Fi Andy Wood as Tom Jones Lookalike