Guest Stars Lorna Brown as Cal Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Niky Wardley as Anastasia Christian Brassington as Dean Peter Singh as Gary Donna Preston as Fat Pat Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Cheryl Fergison as Herself Caroline Harding as Sal Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Rae Cooksey as White Pat Edie Newman as Blind Sally Catherine Morris as Sian Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Jola Olajide as Charlee Dystin Johnson as Vicki Duncan Wisbey as Martin Abdul Salis as Sebastian