Guest Stars Patrick Brammall as Andy Bouchard Boris McGiver as Monsignor Matthew Korecki Lilli Stein as Katie Schweiger Malina Weissman as Candice Berganza Lena Hall as Marie Taylor Christiane Noll as Gal Berganza Co Starring Amelia McClain as Perfect Patty Jamie Askew as Drinking Mom Joanie Anderson as Candy Scott Whitehurst as Paranoid Mom Jack Schwencke as Pissed Pete Bailee Endebrock as Blowdryer Bambi Robbie Crandall as Brandon Emily Britt as Pale Woman Noa Beckham-Chasnoff as Wallpaper Girl Maribel Martinez as Jealous Jean Kaitlyn Davidson as Margarita Mommy Baylen Bielitz as Little Mike Nandita Shenoy as Father Helper Chris Thorn as Father Berrysuade Felicia Boswell as Young Woman Brynne McManimie as Angry Goth Carter Gill as The Great Heller / Jordan Heller