Guest Stars Boris McGiver as Monsignor Matthew Korecki Patrick Brammall as Andy Bouchard Lena Hall as Marie Taylor Malina Weissman as Candice Berganza Lilli Stein as Katie Christiane Noll as Gal Berganza Co Starring Joanie Anderson as Candy Scott Whitehurst as Paranoid Mom Jack Schwencke as Pissed Pete Amelia McClain as Perfect Patty Bailee Endebrock as Blowdryer Bambi Robbie Crandall as Brandon Emily Britt as Pale Woman Noa Beckham-Chasnoff as Wallpaper Girl Jamie Askew as Drinking Mom Maribel Martinez as Jealous Jean Kaitlyn Davidson as Margarita Mommy Baylen Bielitz as Little Mike Nandita Shenoy as Father Helper Chris Thorn as Father Berrysuade Felicia Boswell as Young Woman Brynne McManimie as Angry Goth Carter Gill as The Great Heller / Jordan Heller