Special Guest Stars Ian McKellen voices Narrator Guest Stars Dana Gould as Father O'Brien Chris Coppola as Video Store Clerk J.D. Cullum as Lloyd Jim Kane as Video Store Clerk Marc Jablon as Restaurant Manager Tom Costello as Coach Connor Keene as Waiter (Kevin) Co Starring James Coker as Middle-Aged Guy Harrison Harvey as Waiter (Brad) Paul Vato as Lonely-Looking Dude Austin Nash Chase as Basketball Player (Hampton) Julie Burrise as Porn Star Girl Liam Manfredonia as Porn Star Guy Preston Garcia as Rusty
