Special Guest Stars Ian McKellen voices Narrator Guest Stars Dana Gould as Father O'Brien Tom Costello as Coach J.D. Cullum as Lloyd Marc Jablon as Restaurant Manager Chris Coppola as Video Store Clerk Jim Kane as Video Store Clerk Connor Keene as Waiter (Kevin) Co Starring James Coker as Middle-Aged Guy Preston Garcia as Rusty Austin Nash Chase as Basketball Player (Hampton) Julie Burrise as Porn Star Girl Liam Manfredonia as Porn Star Guy Harrison Harvey as Waiter (Brad) Paul Vato as Lonely-Looking Dude
