Special Guest Stars Ian McKellen voices Narrator Guest Stars Dana Gould as Father O'Brien Chris Coppola as Video Store Clerk Tom Costello as Coach J.D. Cullum as Lloyd Jim Kane as Video Store Clerk Marc Jablon as Restaurant Manager Connor Keene as Waiter (Kevin) Co Starring James Coker as Middle-Aged Guy Harrison Harvey as Waiter (Brad) Austin Nash Chase as Basketball Player (Hampton) Julie Burrise as Porn Star Girl Liam Manfredonia as Porn Star Guy Preston Garcia as Rusty Paul Vato as Lonely-Looking Dude
