Special Guest Stars Ian McKellen voices Narrator Guest Stars Dana Gould as Father O'Brien Marc Jablon as Restaurant Manager J.D. Cullum as Lloyd Tom Costello as Coach Chris Coppola as Video Store Clerk Jim Kane as Video Store Clerk Connor Keene as Waiter (Kevin) Co Starring James Coker as Middle-Aged Guy Harrison Harvey as Waiter (Brad) Austin Nash Chase as Basketball Player (Hampton) Julie Burrise as Porn Star Girl Liam Manfredonia as Porn Star Guy Preston Garcia as Rusty Paul Vato as Lonely-Looking Dude
