Special Guest Stars Henry Winkler as Barry Zuckerkorn Guest Stars Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero Martin Mull as Gene Parmesan Ian Roberts as Doctor Terry Crews as Herbert Love Peter Jason as Storage Dave Andy Richter as Rocky Richter Co Starring B.W. Gonzalez as Lupe Bernie Kopell as Judge Kornzucker Eli Vargas as Perfecto Telles Diedrich Bader as Gunner Garcelle Beauvais as Ophelia Brian Patrick Wade as Sergeant Melnick Josh Stamberg as Sergeant Briggs Jillian Armenante as Armstrong Andy Buckley as Colonel Grimm LaMonica Garrett as Drew Zach Woods as Trippler Adrian Kali Turner as Julius Lennon Parham as Therapist Sandy Phil Reeves as Colonel Smalls Eric Edelstein as Paramedic Mekai Curtis as Irving Kelly Sry as Jeremy James Pumphrey as Fake General Laurel Coppock as Maggie Jackson Dismukes as Peters Thomas Creston Frayser as Colonel B. Arthur Rebekka Johnson as Check Out Nurse George Orellana as Balboa Guard Carl Justin Lopez as Guard Joe Uncredited Ron Howard voices Narrator