Special Guest Stars Henry Winkler as Barry Zuckerkorn Guest Stars Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero Martin Mull as Gene Parmesan Ian Roberts as Doctor Terry Crews as Herbert Love Peter Jason as Storage Dave Andy Richter as Rocky Richter Co Starring B.W. Gonzalez as Lupe Bernie Kopell as Judge Kornzucker Eli Vargas as Perfecto Telles Diedrich Bader as Gunner LaMonica Garrett as Drew Josh Stamberg as Sergeant Briggs Brian Patrick Wade as Sergeant Melnick Garcelle Beauvais as Ophelia Lennon Parham as Therapist Sandy Andy Buckley as Colonel Grimm Zach Woods as Trippler Mekai Curtis as Irving Phil Reeves as Colonel Smalls Jillian Armenante as Armstrong Kelly Sry as Jeremy Eric Edelstein as Paramedic Adrian Kali Turner as Julius Laurel Coppock as Maggie Justin Lopez as Guard Joe James Pumphrey as Fake General Jackson Dismukes as Peters Thomas Creston Frayser as Colonel B. Arthur Rebekka Johnson as Check Out Nurse George Orellana as Balboa Guard Carl Uncredited Ron Howard voices Narrator