Special Guest Stars Scatman Crothers as The Porter Roger C. Carmel as The Waiter Charlene Tilton as The Girl at Bar Conrad Janis as The Conducter Wilfrid Hyde-White as Colonel Kalaback Guest Stars Phil Foster as Frank DeFazio David L. Lander as Andrew J. "Squiggy" Squigman Michael McKean as Leonard "Lenny" Kosnowski Charles Pierce as MacGuffin Co Starring Shelly Lipkin as The Dead Man Credit Only Eddie Mekka as Carmine "The Big Ragoo" Ragusa