Guest Stars Jack Riley as Chappy Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson Candace Kita as Reporter David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy James Gleason as Irish Priest Scott Berman as Greasy Guy Jon Lovitz as Father of B.J.'s Baby Shannon Welles as Nun Patrick Thomas O'Brien as Chip's Poopie Deborah Lee Hall as Chip's Mootie
