Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroob's new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once he was a young boy named Pannakin Crybaby (a pun on "panicking crybaby"), he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt, fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten, and became Lord Dark Helmet. Absent Characters:Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Dot Matrix, and Barf
Parody: Star Wars prequel trilogy
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