Special Guest Stars Edward Asner as Dr. Ted Hardy Guest Stars Lorraine Caporaso as Clerk Elisabetta Fantone as Laura Jordan Craig Jacobson as FDLE Officer Brooke Langton as Nicky Holloway Kristen Miller as Lisa Schultz Derek Russo as Auditioning Stripper Jessica Trainham as Erin Sam Upton as Dean Lawrence Tamara Jones as Even Drunker Lady Barbara Sloan as Elaine Veronica Viruet Simpson as Drunk Lady Corinne Engstrom as Kimberly Xavier Burbano as FHP Trooper Uncredited Sharon Oliphant as FDLE / FHP Bilson Robert J. Fox as FHP Officer / Diner Patron Joseph Giambrone as Lookie Loo