Guest Stars William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zelmo Zale Soon-Tek Oh as Mr. Kwang Robert Gruber as Sergeant Jeanne Joe as Mrs. Kwang Dennis Dugan as Pvt. Danny McShane Jerry Fujikawa as Dr. Pak Roy Goldman as Orderly Pat Li as Soong Hi Credit Only Loretta Swit as Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan