Guest Stars Tina Gayle as Officer Kathy Linahan Larry Poindexter as Mark Anthony Harlington III Stephen Furst as Dirtball Constance Forslund as Hildy Hopkins Heather O'Rourke as Lindsey Dennis Bowen as Renzlo T. Johnson II Co Starring Clarence Gilyard, Jr. as Officer Benjamin Webster Joyce Brothers as Herself Billy Braver as Mold Kahlena Marie as D.D.T. Girl Tim Jones as Large Slob Jody Kay as D.D.T. Girl Marilyn Staley as D.D.T. Girl Patrick O'Moore as Mr. Cringle Guylaine Moquin-Sanford as Cherie Susie Walsh as Maggie
