Guest Stars Tina Gayle as Officer Kathy Linahan Stephen Furst as Dirtball Larry Poindexter as Mark Anthony Harlington III Constance Forslund as Hildy Hopkins Heather O'Rourke as Lindsey Dennis Bowen as Renzlo T. Johnson II Co Starring Clarence Gilyard, Jr. as Officer Benjamin Webster Joyce Brothers as Herself Tim Jones as Large Slob Jody Kay as D.D.T. Girl Marilyn Staley as D.D.T. Girl Patrick O'Moore as Mr. Cringle Guylaine Moquin-Sanford as Cherie Billy Braver as Mold Kahlena Marien as D.D.T. Girl Susie Walsh as Maggie