Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2003
The president visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two.
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2003
The president visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2003
Conclusion. George's father wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2003
Troubles in his father-in-law's marriage prompt George to suspect problems in his own when Angie goes out with a girlfriend.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2003
Benny's symptoms suggesting menopause turn out to be something entirely different, and George gets a surprise as well. Linda: Lisa Guerrero. Randy: Nick Offerman. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Nurse: Indira Gibson.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2003
Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George's criteria, but raises other questions when he doesn't actually take her anywhere.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2003
George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they split the company in two.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2003
With the plant closed temporarily, workers help turn the Lopez abode into a haunted house to raise money for an expectant father.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2003
Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says party on.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2003
George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get gifts George can't afford.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2003
News of his father's illness prompts George to invite him for Thanksgiving, where an update from his step-brother puts George in a bind.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Nov 28, 2003
Plans for George's gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie's mementos of her grandmother; Carmen starts working at the burrito place where George did as a boy.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2003
Although warned that his eavesdropping might get him in trouble with Santa, Max does it again, hearing a conversation that shakes his belief.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2004
After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from his teacher warning that he's failing.
Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2004
Trouble at home causes Max's best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as well.
Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2004
George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family's ailing dog, but reneges when the pooch survives.
Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Feb 13, 2004
Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement.
Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: Feb 20, 2004
Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living the way he was brought up.
Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: Feb 27, 2004
When Max's tutor proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen.
Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2004
Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseball's Kenny Lofton has a cameo.
Episode: 3x20 | Airdate: Mar 26, 2004
Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes.
Episode: 3x21 | Airdate: Apr 2, 2004
George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage.
Episode: 3x22 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2004
George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win.
Episode: 3x23 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2004
George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her.
Episode: 3x24 | Airdate: Apr 30, 2004
George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.
Episode: 3x25 | Airdate: May 7, 2004
Sandra Bullock returns as "Accident" Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy --- and wants to again.
Episode: 3x26 | Airdate: May 14, 2004
After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized.
Episode: 3x27 | Airdate: May 21, 2004
After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy.
Episode: 3x28 | Airdate: May 21, 2004
George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores.