Season 3 - Episode Guide

Nick turns the house into a makeshift resort and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.

Lindsey steals sixty dollars from Gigi's wallet and turns back around and blames Kevin for it.

Kevin and Nick go to an R-rated movie, but Kevin has nightmares from seeing it.

The family oversleeps on the day Lindsey is scheduled to sing the national anthem at a baseball game. Meanwhile, Kevin gets sick.

Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.

Nick gets upset when he sees that a bracelet he gave to Marilyn is regifted to Suzanne.

Suzanne gets arrested and decides to change her stubborn ways.

Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.

The family tries become environmental friendly with each other but chaos ensures.

Frank is an uninvited guest on Nick's Father's Day trip, but the two bond during an elevator stoppage.

Lindsey gets her first job at a fast food restaurant, but soon gets fired when she gives out free food.

Nick tries to become a more effective parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey to become better people.

Against Nick's wishes, Suzanne buys an expensive purse and Nick becomes suspicious about it, so he uses her guilt to his advantage.

Suzanne becomes the subject to Nick's joke-off, and Suzanne retaliates against him.

When Nick makes a point that Suzanne is too controlling of the family, Suzanne backs off the issue and later the family realizes that her controlling ways are just what they need.

Nick, Suzanne, and Kevin pull pranks on each other, but their addiction leads to a near-death experience.

Gigi uses an adequate exercise when the family refuses to stop fighting with each other.

Suzanne's overprotective mother arrives and causes tension between her and Nick when she questions Nick's abilities as a husband.

When a new buxom woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened. Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.

When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.

Nick angers Suzanne when he invites Martin to an exclusive sporting event before inviting his wife.

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

For Career Day, Nick serves as a guest speaker for Kevin's class, but his message ultimately confuses Kevin's classmates.

Nick and Suzanne's next door's neighbors become irresponsible house sitters.

Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the lazy, arrogant Brick Street.

Suzanne tries to keep Nick's birthday gift a surprise by taking out a loan from Marilyn.

Suzanne gathers everyone up for a family portrait.

Nick host a fund-raiser for charity. Elsewhere, Suzanne tangles with a wealthy client.

Nick is coerced into hiring an assistant, but the newbie gets too close to Nick's family and friends.

Nick and Suzanne get into an argument and refuse to talk to each other.

Lindsey and Kevin give to a charity, but Nick must step in when the charity keeps asking for more and more money.

Nick and Suzanne plan to attend a high-profile movie premiere, but their busy schedules create complications.

Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne telling personal information to Gigi.

The spread of certain secrets could ruin two newfound romances.

Nick and Suzanne consider purchasing life insurance.

Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to diminish stress in his life.

Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater.

Nick helps out a coworker by ghostwriting him love letters for a woman on a dating website who turns out to be Gigi.

Nick thinks an anonymous person has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves for the week to attend her childhood friend's wedding; and Maralyn set out to teach the kids a life lesson.

Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

Nick don't recognize his microphone is on and it insults a colleague at the studio; Marilyn learns the life of the Internet with help from the Kids.

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick raises his suspicions about her new love's true intentions; Kevin breaks his arm.

Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey.

Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.

Nick forgets an anniversary. Meanwhile, the children star in Internet videos wearing superhero costumes while doling out advice to users.

Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang.

The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.

Nick attends his high-school reunion but must face an embarrassing incident from his past. Meanwhile, Lindsey throws a party.

After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.

Nick worries about his mortality and creates a bucket list featuring overly dangerous activities. Meanwhile, Kevin and Troy launch an underground candy ring at school.

Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee.

Nick is enlisted to host a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Marilyn's bracelet goes missing, and the children train for their participation in the charity walk.

Nick and others enter a contest to win a house.

A new morning show is launched at the station, but Nick must cohost it with a self-serving reality star. Meanwhile, Marilyn moves in with the family.