Season 1 - Episode Guide

"See me, see you, see Christmas?" - Naked Video's bandaged philosopher Rab C Nebitt explains why the festive season makes him "no-well."

Sitcom featuring Naked Video's ranting philosopher Rab C Nesbitt. In this first episode the unthinkable happens: Rab gets a job.

Mary discovers a rat in the kitchen, which Rab thoughtfully exterminates. Plus, it's by-election time in Nesbittland, so Rab finds himself being bribed by the local candidates.

Glasgow is named European City of Culture, playing host to international artistic acts and Rab and Jamesie get into the spirit by starting a fight with a Peruvian folk band, for which they get sentenced to ten days in Barlinnie prison. On release Jamesie organizes his own 'sub-culture' tour, showing the seamy side of Glasgow, whilst Rab and his sons inadvertently expose the weaknesses of the city council to a pair of visiting European ambassadors.

Rab is diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver and is given a serious medical ultimatum: either quit drinking or face death within a year. He doesn't heed the warning.

Gash hot foots it to Sidcup in search of his heart's desire. Rab in hot pursuit trails behind with the hope of meeting up with more members of the Nesbitt clan.

Mary wins a holiday for four to Spain. Leading the Nesbitt's to join the Cotter's on their first holiday abroad.

Rab manages to wangle tickets to see Scotland play in the World Cup in Italy, but only on the condition that he takes along elderly and sick football legend Matt Fernie.