Season 3 - Episode Guide

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.

Peggy starts going ballistic during Hanks attempts to get Lady Bird pregnant; Dale becomes a bounty hunter.

Hank and Peggy decide to try and have another child; Didi informs Cotton that she is pregnant and it becomes too much for him to handle and he takes off to Las Vegas.

Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.

Hank and the guys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.

Hank with Peggy's help, decides to take Bobby hunting only to find out that there are no more hunting permits available.

Hank and the guys stand watch over Bill when he becomes extremely depressed at Christmas time about Lenore leaving him and starts to consider suicide.

Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer fireman.

Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.

Bobby pleases his assistant coach father by joining the football team.

Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works and then tells the Alley guys about it.

Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he switches Luanne's birth control pills with candy when they start a get even with each other war.

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack".

Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. While Hank is gone, Bill becomes a thorn in Peggy's side.

Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and starts to develop gout when he is supposed to take Connie to a school dance; a X-ray of Hanks colon makes an appearance in a public place.

Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen and he involves everyone into a effort to bring them to the town.

Fed up with the way Dale takes care of things he borrows, the guys steal Dale's new riding lawnmower to teach him a lesson which sends him over the edge and up into a clock tower.

When the congregation welcomes it's new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.

Peggy unknowingly smuggles drugs into death row when tutoring an inmate.

The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she see's Buckley's angel bouncing on Kahn's trampoline.

Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's softball team.

Hank and Peggy decide to go parachuting when Peggy gets upset on their anniversary; Didi starts to have her baby when only Bobby is there to help her.