Rosie - Episode Guide

' Conscious of the importance of these first steps in a new life. What have I learned then today, with police powers of observation? ' 

' I won' have anyone behaving furtively during the hours of darkness.' 

' Will I ever learn all the intricacies of Police work? ' 

' Cheer up, lad. Life's richer than you think. It always has a few surprises.' 

' Why don't you slip out of your bicycle clips ..."

' I'm quite looking forward to it, Sergeant. Being on duty all by myself.' 

' I find the Law a bit confusing, Sergeant.'

Rosie! What a nickname for a policeman. Still, PC Penrose has got more problems than that when he returns to his home town on a compassionate posting and finds his life complicated by the pressures from his invalid mother, an old girlfriend and the responsibilities of settling in to a new police station with new colleagues - and is that police informer really going to further his career?

Rosie finds that a nodding acquaintance with the criminal classes can have its advantages when confronted by the dreaded future in-laws. 

Not only has the jewellery gone, but where the devil is the jeweller? And why is that strange policewoman looking at me like that? 

' You look quite nice in your uniform, dear, but there must be far better openings in wholesale fish.'

' So there I was, helping this old lady who was locked out of this car....'

Rosie finds life difficult enough in the force, even trickier with the suddenly unmarried Wilmot and practically impossible with his prospective father-in-law.

Wilmot begins to conceive a Grand Passion and Rosie fears the worst.

Rosie gets roped in to further Wilmot's romantic aspirations and Gillian is not amused.

If you're a dutiful young policeman, how do you prevent your inspector from discovering that even your informer's glasses need glasses?

Rosie gets more deeply entangled in Wilmot's love-life and, what's more, begins to enjoy i

Since Gillian won't speak to him, Rosie decides he might just as well make the best of Wilmot's love-life.

In which Rosie and Wilmot find a roof under their heads.

A little mild friction between uniform branch and CID. As if PC Penrose has not enough problems with his own family, with his potential in-laws and with his recent awareness of the unreliable properties of the human skin. 

PC Wilmot makes no progress with Renata from ' Pay & Accounts', while PC Penrose, admirer of ' Commissaire Lebec of the Sûreté' gets a starfish down his trousers. 

Somebody's stealing from cars parked by Lover's Lane. Romance is in the air - even Mr Chizlehurst feels like wrestling with a police-woman and she feels like keeping an eye on Wilmot who is parked in Lover's Lane with Renata no less.

Life continues its unexciting round for the civilians. Uncle Norman's driving gets no better. PC Wilmot gets a new daily, while PC Penrose faces the challenge of the sinister exploding duck. 

A full day on the trail of the elusive Herbie for PCs Penrose and Wilmot, with Rosie in the grip of Aunt Ida's deadly new model vest.
PC Wilmot finds that his new daily is not such a treasure.

A hazy day for PCs Penrose and Wilmot, still suffering from a surfeit of last night's sherry. Their instincts are not at their sharpest when trying to investigate the complaints of Princess Yasmin.

PCs Penrose and Wilmot find a tour of duty in the rural depths to be far from peaceful. So embarrassing to mislay a police car, and muck-spreaders are not the ideal Vehicles to pursue. 

Rosie, now moving in to live with Wilmot, finds the scene more dangerously domestic than he anticipated. 

Englebert summons assistance and finds Rosie and Wilmot's response a mite embarrassing. 

Rosie and Wilmot discover that picking up a drunk is one thing, putting him down again quite another. 

In which Rosie and Wilmot succeed in getting his lordship s goat.

Will true love ever run smooth for Wilmot and the girl from Freezipops?

Three's a crowd on a blind date unless Rosie and Wilmot can con Englebert into making up the numbers.

Adventures with a tramp lead Rosie and Wilmot into an unexpected spotlight.