Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Feb 20, 2012
Lorna and Ingrid's show starts badly when Lorna arrives without trousers. Featuring characters like candy and April the playboy bunnies; Wills and Kate at bedtime; Pat and Jean, an inmate and prison officer with a very special relationship; and Miss Steeps and Miss Rutherford, two insatiable Georgian ladies. Also the amazing Mr John Barrowman drops by to sing a duet - sort of.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Feb 27, 2012
Lorna and Ingrid's show continues as Lorna sets off Ingrid's proximity alarm. Featuring Wills and Kate at bedtime; Keira Knightly makes a film or two; Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford continue their pursuit of eligible bachelors; and Pat and Jean's special prison relationship blossoms. The Bad Men develop a drinking problem and an endless capacity for cigarettes, culminating in the sexiest routine the world has ever seen.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2012
The girls are in for a surprise when they receive news that they have been shortlisted to play James Bond and his new Bond girl in the latest instalment of the spy franchise. Plus, Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford attempt to woo Mr Bridgwater Sir Thomas with their big buns, Mrs Busylady finds herself flummoxed by customers, and Playboy Bunnies Candy and April do their best to dodge the affections of Heff as they undertake their Easter hunt.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Mar 12, 2012
The Teenage Girls try to catch the bus home but are distracted by two boys. Colin Firth is humble. Pat is in solitary confinement, much to Jean's consternation. Mrs Busy Lady tries to set the answerphone. And Julio Iglesias is reunited with his son Enrique for a chat and a song.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2012
Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford try to gate-crash Brigadier Burnham's Biannual Ball. Candy and April have a photo shoot on a golf course. A new girl joins the company and The Receptionists are not happy. The Fighting Ladies disrupt a staff meeting and Romeo and Juliet is analysed in an English class by the Teenage Girls.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Mar 26, 2012
Jenkins tries to leave early in Half Hour Lunch when there's a crisis at mission control. Superhero AlloyMan has problems with his new suit. Fi and Bea are off to Spain and Sir Thomas and Mr Bridgewater have marriage on their minds. Have Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford finally caught their prey? And finally, Lorna and Ingrid attempt to put on their own Olympic opening ceremony.
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Apr 25, 2013
In this programme: a realistic cookery programme shows how to bin your burnt dinner and order a take-away; two policewomen get a bit too musical; a prime minister comes up with the ultimate excuse to duck out of a boring dinner; and there's wall-to-wall cakes and cockney mums in a loving re-creation of Call the Midwife.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: May 2, 2013
This show includes a forgetful spy; two very competitive old ladies; supermarket shopping with a Brazilian carnival dancer; and how to get hold of a proper cup of tea. Plus there's some controversial Danish knitwear in Watson and Oliver's own version of The Killing, and a rather surprising guest appearance from Claire Balding...
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: May 9, 2013
Prime Minister Frances invents a war, Susan has a bit of a problem with a wasp, Bea and Fi have a bit of a problem with a Take That calendar and a rodent control operative shows her more sensitive side. Plus a warrior from the future has a warning about tea.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: May 16, 2013
This episode features the agony of a teenage date; the mysterious power of an unfashionable brown dress; and a great new way to stay fit and lose weight - terror. Plus a poodle and a basset hound discuss the finer points of dog shows.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: May 23, 2013
This episode features some very flirty Europeans, the psychology of biscuit eating and a hen night that goes horribly horribly wrong. Plus it looks as if prisoner Pat and warder Jean may be about to part forever.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: May 30, 2013
This time, three ways to escape a boring conversation; an actress learns how to cry on cue; an author discovers her new erotic novel is too embarrassing to read out loud; and somewhere in Spain a matador and a bull are falling in love.