Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 26, 2012
New York Cop goes undercover in Miami. Renny & Gaviskon, the French chefs, take a trip to the moon. And Noel creates a felt-tip masterpiece, with disastrous consequences.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Feb 2, 2012
Lysergic Casserole are trapped in a guitar case. Little Chrissie and Spoon Snake visit The Jelly Fox.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2012
Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he got over the death of his wife, and Noel uses his magic typewriter to obtain the ultimate frying pan.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2012
Noel gets a really important call. Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi. Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2012
Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop tells the tale of the singing fish finger, and Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen has been hiding.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2012
Noel discovers that Andy Warhol is a forgery, Tony Reason is visited by his old mucker Tod Michaels, the music-producing hammerhead shark, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2012
Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, and Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Jul 31, 2014
The cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Aug 7, 2014
Noel gets fantasy block (a weird strain of writer's block) and if he doesn't overcome this and write an ending to the show, Terry, his only viewer, will be killed by an asteroid.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Aug 14, 2014
Noel's show is turned into a reality TV programme by fantasy terrorist Reality Man. Noel is evicted back to reality and gets a job working in a greasy spoon café.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Aug 21, 2014
Noel realises he is the only person in the show who isn't cool. He has until the end of the episode to become cool, otherwise he will be destroyed by a race of alien cucumbers.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Aug 28, 2014
Noel has until the end of the episode to boost the ratings from nine to 25. If he doesn't, his show will be axed and he and all his characters will be put into storage.