Class Dismissed - Episode Guide

It's the first day of term and Year 8 pupils Billy, Tahj, Emily and Jasmine are excited to meet their new teacher.

It's Wednesday at Dockbridge High. Tahj struggles in his French lesson, and 8B are subjected to Mr Christopher's musical skills.

Friends, Romans, children! Wilt thou join the merry fellows of Dockbridge High? For today 'tis Shakespeare Day!

It's Parents Evening at Dockbridge High and the students are feeling nervous - all except for Year 8 pupil Mark.

A VIP is visiting Dockbridge High and the pupils are on their best behaviour. A shame the same can't be said for the teachers!

The writing's on the wall as someone gets into trouble for graffitiing, and Mr Konnundrum gets an unusual pet.

There's a bird inside! There's a pigeon on the loose inside the school and caretaker Dave is determined to catch it.

Dockbridge High is being inspected by Ofsted. Can the school pass with flying colours?

Friday gets off to an eggy start in Miss Davis' breakfast club and Whizz and Magda teach their version of cycling proficiency.

Billy and Tahj are excited about going on a school trip, while some unusual supply teachers teach those left behind.

It's exam time. Will the pupils be able to remember everything they have learnt this year? And what exactly have they learnt?

It's the end of term! Excitement spreads throughout the school as mess, mayhem and mucus abound - and that's just the teachers!

With some familiar funny faces alongside hilarious new staff members, Class Dismissed is jam-packed with repeatable catchphrases and laugh-out-loud comedy you won't want to miss! Welcome back to Dockbridge High! It's the first day of Year 9 and pupil Mark has got some big news.

Mr Christopher's been given a promotion, Mrs Winstone's calling in her library loans, Mr Capp's asleep in the playground and art teacher Mr Rhomb is nowhere to be seen... just an average Tuesday at Dockbridge High!

There's an outbreak of nits at Dockbridge High, and there's only one person who can help... Some call her the Exterminator, some call her the Nitbuster, others just call her the Nit Nurse. But can she save the school from a fate worse than nits?

With the sudden departure of Mr Barker, there's a vacancy for a new head teacher at Dockbridge High and Mr Potter has his eye on his dream job. Unfortunately someone else does too...

Mr Christopher is searching for talent in his quest to find Dockbridge High's next top teaching assistant, and Mr Capp falls foul of one of Hillary Head's new rules.

Outnumbered by the children, head teacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.

It's Careers Day at Dockbridge High so everyone will be getting some excellent advice from careers advisor Miss Droppitt, if she can spare five minutes between her other jobs. Mark follows in Mrs Mark's footsteps, and Mr Capp changes his appearance.

There's a dog poo-traipsing intruder in the school and site manager Dave is determined to catch the culprit. Meanwhile, Mr Nasal attempts to keep his relationship with Miss Spray a secret, and Mr Konnundrum's in trouble... with his mum.

Mr Nasal suffers the consequences of his unfounded jealousy, and the pupils get a lesson in improvisation with drama teacher Mr Christopher.

For this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing. Will they find him in time?

Love is in the air this Valentine's day at Dockbridge High, but Mr Nasal and Miss Spray are still apart. Can the pupils mend their broken hearts? And will Mark finally get Marcella to say yes to a date?

Everyone is very excited. Not only is it the last day of term, it is also the day of Mr Nasal and Miss Spray's wedding! But as always at Dockbridge High, nothing goes to plan. Will the staff and pupils be able to pull together to save the day?

It is the first day of term and as Billy, Tahj, Emily and Jasmine get used to life in Year 10, Mr Capp reveals he has had a life-changing experience over the holidays. Mr Christopher teaches another important life lesson and trumping teacher Miss Davis is back with some gusto!

Miss Kinder is still having problems convincing people she is an adult, the new maths teacher turns out to be the square root of terrifying and Mark gets caught bunking off lessons.

Juan Castanetta takes another unusual approach to teaching Spanish, Mr Capp tries to be cool and proves he is anything but, and Mrs Winstone has an unusual proposition for Jasmine.

The school boiler breaks and the heating won't come on. As the school gets colder and colder, panic spreads. Can the boiler be fixed, or will everyone freeze forever?

Mrs Mark and Marcella form a surprise bond, much to Mark's horror. Just when everyone's getting sick and tired of Mrs Hushman, everyone's favourite maths teacher returns - but will his class take him back?

It's World Book Day and the Dockbridge High staff are very excited about showing off their costumes. Mrs Mark, Mr Capp, and Joy all share their favourite books whilst Mr Christopher celebrates the greatest book of all time - his autobiography!

New teaching assistant Mr Nappy discovers that being in a school and taking care of three babies doesn't mix, Billy brings his mum into school and Miss Davis shows off her wind instrument in music class.

There's a leak in the roof above Hilary Head's office so she forces the whole school to get involved in raising money to fix it. Mr Christopher releases a charity single and Mark chooses to do a sponsored silence but finds it harder than expected when Billy embarrasses him in front of Marcella.

Supply teacher Miss Davis finds a whole new meaning to German vocabulary, Emily gets in trouble with Miss Fun With Numbers over the class teddy and Mr Konundrum struggles with his love life.

The last day of the school year is here at last and it's prom time! Mark finally plucks up the courage to ask Marcella out and Mr Christopher puts his reputation on the line when he tries to prove once and for all that he's the most talented person at Dockbridge High.

It's the last day before the Christmas holidays and everyone gets very excited when it starts to snow, but as the snow gets heavier and heavier, it starts to look like everyone's worst nightmare might be about to happen - being trapped in school, for Christmas!

Follow the highs and lows of day to day life at Quayside Academy, where the teachers are weirder than ever! There are some familiar faces, including everyone's favourite sneezing science teacher.

It's another ordinary day at Quayside. Miss Scandal spends more time gossiping than teaching, Mr Alan reveals an irrational hatred for certain numbers and supply teacher, Miss Aviary, quickly regrets bringing her peregrine falcon, Larry, in to school.

Vlogger and history teacher Miss Crank pulls out all the stops to prank the students, and in French class the new teaching assistant proves to be a bit of a handful.

It's Carol's birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren't pleasant!

A new dance craze hits the school, but when it starts to get out of hand head teacher Mr Goldman is forced to take drastic action.

Miss Scandal gives Year 8 a lesson in gossip and Mr Keenan's day goes from bad to worse.

After Miss Crank finally manages to prank her class, Charleigh is left to spend the whole day dressed as a knight. Meanwhile, it all goes wrong for caretakers Chicken and Chips.

Head teacher Mr Goldman decides to update the school bell but it doesn't go to plan.

It's exam time at Quayside Academy. Mr Nasal's baby lands Connor in trouble, art teacher Mr Vista is appalled by Alexcia's work and Mr Gangles' yoga class is anything but relaxing.

It's the day of the teachers' talent show and Mr Christopher's hopes of stealing the show are ruined when his performance goes horribly wrong.

It is the first day of a brand new term at Quayside Academy! Warren is excited to start Year 9 (again), while Miss Aviary loses a very hungry friend.

It is Tuesday, and mum Kelly is finding it hard to be separated from her son Boo Boo Bear. Could she be the most embarrassing parent ever?

Adult man and Year 9 pupil Warren finds new ways to celebrate his love of Key Stage 3. Maths teacher Mr Alan has a ‘T' party, while badly behaved teaching assistant Poppy is creating trouble for Mr Soleil. Meanwhile, Mr Christopher drops a bombshell about an audition he has attended.

It is another ordinarily bonkers day at Quayside Academy. Music teacher Chris 'The Bish' Bishop spends an entire lesson taking the register thanks to all of his jingles, while biology teacher Miss Aviary has another mix-up when she brings one of her exotic animals in to school. Although the big news of the day comes from Mr Christopher, who makes a dramatic announcement about his future, he doesn't get the reaction he hoped for.

It is Mr Christopher's last day teaching at Quayside Academy before he goes off to start his dream job in television. In an attempt to help the students cope with their loss, he sets up a support group and forces several students to attend. Before he leaves, he gives his Year 9 pupils one final speech, reminding them how talentless they all are, and, as he departs, his mysterious new job is finally revealed.

Lollypop lady and former chief inspector Pam Travers is taking things far too seriously at the school crossing again. Year 9 are confused when Miss Crank actually does give up pranking, preferring instead to teach history at last. Meanwhile, the whole school is thrown into chaos when all the toilets get blocked, leaving everyone desperate for the loo. It all seems to have been caused by the same person, which leads head teacher Mr Goldman on a hunt to find the phantom toilet blocker.

PE teacher Mr Gangles makes a meal of teaching hockey, flatulent yoga teacher Mr Chakra creates a stink while perfecting his downward dog, and Charleigh has to spend the entire day standing as part of Rolf Smorgasbord's latest art installation. Meanwhile, Year 9 have a new drama teacher - Dame Margo Chichester - an experienced actress who takes her job a little too seriously.

Year 9 are choosing their GCSE options. Head teacher Mr Goldman's assembly backfires on him when he uses an egg analogy to explain the choices they face, while Alexcia gets excited to hear Miss Crank won't be taking GCSE history next year - until she finds out that was a prank, that is. Connor struggles to think of a single subject he wants to take, while permanent Year 9 pupil Warren is hoping not to have to go up a year. When it finally comes to decision time, it turns out that in a bid to make the process more interesting, the school are doing it with a Dragons' Den-style twist.

Warren is excited because it's mock test day, much to the annoyance of the other students! In the corridor, Charleigh becomes part of Rolf Smorgasbord's latest art installation and supply teacher Mr James tries his hardest to hide the fact that he's clearly a secret agent. He doesn't succeed!

It's pupils v teachers as Quayside Academy introduces a sports day with a difference! Hakeem and Miss Crank compete in a prank-off, while Charleigh and Mr Bishop battle over who's the best DJ. Connor enters a roleplay-off with Dame Margo, while Alexcia and Freddie have a painting contest. Despite the pupils clearly being in the lead, it all goes wrong when Linda fails to keep score. With no idea who's won, Mr Goldman has a sneaky idea for one final challenge, but it doesn't go to plan when the angry pupils take a stand against him.

A special episode dedicated to the legend that is Mr Christopher! We celebrate his unique teaching style and look back at the highs and lows of his teaching career. We hear from former pupils from both Dockbridge High and Quayside Academy, who tell us how he inspired them, and find out what happened to Mr Christopher's loyal assistant, Martin. when he left school.