Scot Squad - Episode Guide

Brand new comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force. Scotland has a new band of Bravehearts on the streets, in the countryside, on the phone and behind a desk.

Featuring in-depth interview footage with the force's first ever chief constable, Cameron Miekelson, as he shares his philosophy on law enforcement and his hopes and dreams for the future. Elsewhere, follow volunteer officer Ken Beattie as he buys soup for the homeless and reassures a victim of washing-line theft.

Patrol the beat with city cops Fletcher and McLaren as they break up a domestic dispute. Discover just how frequently certain members of the public share what they consider to be key information with their local police station desk sergeant. And get behind the wheel with traffic cops Urquhart and Singh as they investigate an instance of bad car parking and insist that not all of Scotland's road problems are the fault of drunk pensioners.

Tough, brave, valiant and fearless, protecting and serving the public, on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 366 days of the year (this being a leap year), the Scot Squad serve up an arresting mix of crime and comedy

Spoof documentary series following the fictional Scottish police force as it keeps Scotland safe. 

In this episode, the comedy coppers must help a hungover high-heeled harridan in a hedge, find a felon in fancy dress and guard gig-goers going to a great gig. Meanwhile, the chief commissioner launches a logo live on BBC Radio Scotland. 

Newly unified and smartly uniformed, the Scottish police force is proud to protect the people of Scotland. This comedy documentary follows the members of the Scot Squad as they deal with farmyard foul play, dubious drug dealers and ridiculously reckless road users. 

The Scottish Police Force continue to try to keep Caledonia crime-free. The officers attend to noisy neighbours noising each other up, an ice cream van man soft-serving hard liquor and a gang raid on an arcade.

The further adventures of the Scottish Police Force as they protect our wee bit hill and glen. This week the comedy spoof documentary follows Chief Commissioner Miekelson as he goes back to the streets, accompanied by Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie. Bread bombs, countryside quarrels and a problematic prizewinner keep the rest of the Scot Squad busy.

This episode of the spoof documentary sees Chief Commissioner Miekelson trying out some weapons, getting his portrait painted and doing 'thumbthing' about bigotry. Meanwhile, the rural police deal with a cat stranded in a boat, the urban police aren't fooled by a bluffing burglar and the traffic cops encounter a dozy pedestrian and a sleeping salesman. Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie fines a litterbug on a bridge, Operator Maggie LeBeau tells us about her heroes, and Sergeant Karen Ann Millar is offered fingerprints and some glockenspiel music from local man Bobby Muir.

Traffic officers McKirdy and Singh fall out over issuing a ticket to a family member but make up over some music at the end of their shift. City cops McLaren and Fletcher meet a familiar face while attending a bag snatch, and rural officers Mackay and McIntosh deal with some quarrelsome landowners. Call Centre Operator Maggie LeBeau has some useful advice for homebuyers, Sergeant Karen Ann Millar has to deal with a curry pie and a birthday cake, and Volunteer Officer Beattie finds himself following the leads of five dogs. The Chief explains the importance of listening to the public and the implausibility of some people's names, before heading to London for a press conference to launch a combined Scottish Police Force/London City Force initiative with an old colleague. 

More funny and fantastical tales from the fictional Scottish Police Force. Officers deal with an endless Christmas, a drug dealer's endless excuses and the endless nonsense of local nuisance Bobby Muir.

Plans for a 'Bamnesty' blow up in chief commissioner Miekelson's face as he forces his PR exec Willie Saffron to take it to the press. Unfortunately, his plan for working from home doesn't go well either, and he chats about changing the legal definition of drunk. Traffic officers Singh and McKirdy have their own public relations nightmare over illegally parking to collect a takeaway, but are thoroughly professional when dealing with an illegally parked boat. Desk sergeant Karen Ann Millar advises Bobby on what constitutes lewd and lascivious behaviour, as well as the difference between a back scratcher and a noodle fork. Officers McLaren and Fletcher break up a fight at a supermarket checkout, and in the country, McIntosh and Mackay get involved in a citizen's arrest gone awry. Call centre operator Maggie LeBeau chats about arming the police and dealing with men, while volunteer officer Ken Beattie visits the local ladies of the night.

Traffic Officer Hugh McKirdy becomes starstruck as he and his partner Surjit Singh respond to an incident involving Michelle McManus. They also take us on a tour of the police impound. Having been sure that the Scottish Police Force IT system has been hacked by North Korea, Chief Commissioner Miekelson is both relieved, and a little embarrassed, to discover it was actually the work of the daughter of a woman he was dating. He discusses Freedom of Information before giving an award for bravery then grudgingly receiving an award for public service. Officer McLaren and Fletcher use good police work, and baking skills, to arrest a mobile phone thief, while Maggie LeBeau shows us the Call Centre "Thank You Room" containing gifts from happy customers. Desk Sergeant Karen Ann Millar is surprised by someone in the toilet and helps local man Bobby with his Jury Summons. Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie stands in for a drumming busker and a dodgy tummy won't stop Rural Officers Mackay and McIntosh helping a woman with a break-in at her house.  

While helping a blind man do some shopping, Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie discovers there's more to him than meets the eye. Something that also applies to the old pensioner that Officers McLaren and Fletcher rush to rescue. Then these city cops become intoxicated by the drugs they are meant to be guarding. Maggie LeBeau takes us on a tour of her call centre, Desk Sergeant Karen Ann Millar is confronted by a case of cut-price bananas, and countryside cops McIntosh and Mackay arrest a malicious metal detector. Traffic Officers McKirdy and Singh discover that behind the make-up, a criminal clown has a familiar face. Chief Commissioner Miekelson discusses what the Scottish Police Force do with lost property, before he takes part in a local charity golf match. He then does a post-mortem on his appearance before a committee of MSPs. 

Comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force as they prepare for Hogmanay.

There's a blue light flashing this Christmas as the Scottish police force spread goodwill and bang-up bad Santas. Volunteer officer Ken Beattie attends to an old acquaintance up an alley, McLaren and Fletcher tame some wild party animals, and Singh and McKirdy bag the first arrest of the new year. Plus the Chief opens up his Radgevent calendar then celebrates every celebration celebrated in Scotland. And officer Karen keeps cool when Bobby gets burnt by dodgy aftershave.

Traffic officers Surjit Singh and Hugh McKirdy get a rude awakening when they pull over an unlikely lothario's defaced van. Urban duo Jack McLaren and Sarah Fletcher make a revealing discovery when they respond to a pair of convivial naturists. 

Covert cop Archie Pepper pounces on criminals who share too much on social media. Volunteer officer Ken Beattie answers a distress call and undertakes a full programme of cleaning, washing and ironing. Chief Cameron Miekelson keeps his nose to the grindstone and his ear to the bagpipes as he personally selects a contemporary playlist. 

All access to all departments - flashing the spotlight on the good guys banging up the baddies. Knights of the road Singh and McKirdy turn firefighters to extinguish a dangerous inferno and sample some delicious sausages. City cops McLaren and Fletcher rush to the open grass in pursuit of a miscreant on a roll inside a giant hamster ball. The Chief furthers his dream of becoming a best-selling tartan noir crime writer as he rubs shoulders with one of Scotland's greatest novelists. And local man Bobby does what he believes to be the right thing when he hands in a bag of dangerous-looking weapons to officer Karen. 

Thrills, spills and lengthy lunch bills as the bold Bravehearts flash the blue light and curtail criminality. Traffic officer Hugh McKirdy regrets going commando - his partner Surjit Singh dutifully provides cover while he seeks out reinforcement undergarments. At Coms HQ, there's a promotion for Maggie Le Beau, but the new call centre team leader soon discovers a breakdown in communications. Retired Police Chief Sir Neville Archibald selects the swankiest of eateries for an elongated procedural discussion with Cameron Miekelson. The local cop shop becomes a hotbed of political activity as officer Karen encounters an unstoppable force of passion. Cop comedy cuffing crime in all its guises. 

Top comic capers from Caledonia's crack team of cops. Out in the sticks, an outbreak of dodgy merchandise on sale in rural pubs sees Charlie McIntosh and Jane Mackay going undercover - with a little help from an all-time music legend on a night off. Volunteer officer Ken Beattie shows up at a city centre van to receive soup, sustenance and key info on shady deals. The Chief discovers a whole new world of insults when he flexes his itchy trigger finger and samples online gaming, while Maggie Le Beau produces the perfect piece of equipment to cut short any pocket dial.

Fighting the lawless and ensuring the law wins. Volunteer officer Ken Beattie wrestles with a dodgy dealer and the dilemma of whether that dealer is or isn't offering him a bribe. Officer Karen is in the middle of something and has no time whatsoever for whatever Bobby wants to bother her about - even if it involves a famous face recognising a community hero. Party animals go wild in the country as Charlie introduces Jane to the etiquette surrounding the rural festival known as the Butterfist. And the Chief pushes his professional productivity to the max as he receives an open razor shave at his desk.

Bams beware - the force is back on duty - and this bunch have got Scotland's back. It's all kicking off in the new series of the hit spoof documentary. The cops get an unwanted eyeful, a surprising faceful and a stupefying skinful. This episode introduces some new recruits - Megan Squire and Andrea McGill - plain-talking plain-clothes detectives - cops fully cognisant of the word on the street. Meanwhile, the series starts with a bang when Bobby fidgets with something explosive that officer Karen told him to keep his paws off. 

The traffic cops tackle a dodgy driver, the detectives smash a smuggling operation, and the Chief bravely faces up to encountering his ex-wife. We learn more about SPF special ops as a very important dignitary requires a level of protection that's way beyond the call of duty. And PC Jack McLaren steps in to help out using what could only be described as extreme piggy-backing.

This spoof 'blue light' documentary tails the Scot Squad as they check out what's inside a smoking van, unearth some potentially explosive evidence and learn how to go to the toilet with two broken arms. Newly promoted actual PC Ken Beattie now finds himself called upon to provide a character reference. Knights of the road Singh and McKirdy gallantly help out a hen do, and the Chief attempts international diplomacy by shouting loudly at a laptop. 

Another shift at the coalface of crime-fighting for the lads and lassies of the Scottish Police Force. Showing no fear whatsoever, they jump in an elevator to battle claustrophobia, compare myth v reality to address vigilantism and rake about a hedge to rescue some very public pornography. Plus magic happens at the traffic lights when road cops Singh and McKirdy pull over a couple of Scotland's most celebrated children's entertainers.

Crime never sleeps, probably because the officers of the Scot Squad give it nightmares. This spoof documentary follows the men, women and dogs of the Scottish Police Force as they deliver fairness, justice and in one case, a chicken tikka masala. 

Canine courage is officially recognised by the force when PC Leanne Hunter is summoned to meet the Chief so that her partner PD Bonzo can receive a medal. Meanwhile, officer Karen dips her pinky toe into the choppy waters of online dating. And covert cop Archie Pepper proves invaluable to Chief Miekelson in a 'hypothetical' catfish scenario. 

It might be the final episode of the series, but the Scottish Police Force never stop doing the right thing as they courageously curtail criminality. This spoof 'blue light' documentary sees the bold band of Braveheart bam-busters catch a break in a break-in case, net some fish thieves in a robbery and deal with an expensive drop of whisky. Meanwhile, the Chief does a genuine gesture for charity by sporting a fine fake head of hair. And PCs Fletcher and McLaren go that extra mile to assist a top TV meteorologist. 

Chief Miekelson the victim of a tabloid sting - he is in the newspapers, and is he out of a job? Officer Karen's jurisdiction is stretched to its limits thanks to Bobby's involvement in international crime and Detectives McGill and Squire investigate the idea that good police can also be good-looking police.

Traffic Officers McKirdy and Singh discover that the journey to true love can be a rocky road. In the countryside, the rural coppers call for backup in the shape of Mother Nature, while the Queen of Chat, Lorraine Kelly, discovers that the law is king. 

Acting Sergeant Ken Beattie gets a shock as he solves a murderous cold case, and PC Jack McLaren meets his match in the fighting fit Fire Chief Jacqueline McLaren. 

Meanwhile, at a pitching session, how could Sir Tom Hunter resist the opportunity to invest on the latest business idea from Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson? 

Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson lambasts allegations of bias around policing at the Edinburgh Derby, and later reassesses the Scottish Police Force's new training policy when his virtual reality programme gets all too real.

Dream cop team PC Hugh McKirdy and PC Surjit Singh come across football pundit Chick Young stranded by the roadside. When Chick gets involved in a radio debate show about Scotland's greatest football player, PC Hugh and PC Surjit's behaviour is far from sporting.

Traffic officers Singh and McKirdy escort a very special delivery as they do their part to save a species from extinction. Meanwhile, rural officers McIntosh and Mackay find themselves in a seemingly endless search in the house of a hoarder, and the chief explores the possibility of swapping Stop and Search for Pop and Lock as he learns some street dance.

Always professional and above reproach, Chief Commissioner Miekelson strives to stay independent from the independent remuneration committee deciding on his salary. There's more than money riding on a wager between Urban Officers Fletcher and McLaren, while Officer Karen takes part in a revolutionary experiment as her police station meets the public on their own turf. Archie Pepper operates smart tech to snare Scotland's dumbest crooks. 

Scot Squad character Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson, leader of the fictional Scottish Police Force, sits down with political leaders in Scotland to answer some searching questions ahead of the 2019 general election.

Miekelson is well used to collaborating with politicians when it comes to upholding the law. He also shares leadership notes with them and even chips in a few campaigning tips of his own. This is politics 'chiefsplained' for the people of Scotland.

The Scot Squad Chief embraces the norm of the now. A mix of lifestyle tips and legal advice covering everything from normal sport to normal drinking.

Christmas message from Chief Cameron Miekelson, who reminds viewers that, among the pandemic pandemonium, there are a few small triumphs that the people of Scotland can be grateful for.

In this episode, the Chief is keen to make amends for a slip of the tongue and keeps digging deeper as his extended apology lasts forever. The traffic cops make a big noise to salute the key workers, while the rural police handle a massive marrow bust-up at the horticultural show, and Officer Karen finally sees some fresh air. 

Vigilant beat cops Fletcher and McLaren recover the same drugs twice, while Officer Karen sees some action when blood is spilt at a political summit. Acting Sergeant Ken Beattie can't please everyone or anyone with his socially distanced community quiz, while an eco-aware Chief Miekelson ensures his force have a bigger carbon footprint than the bams. 

City cops Jack McLaren and Sarah Fletcher are called upon to deal with a delivery driver in distress. Hugh McKirdy saves a bride-to-be stranded at the roadside - only for his heartstrings to be pulled when her veil is lifted. Bobby and Officer Karen are locked in down at the station when new security measures cause confusion, Ken Beattie crushes a criminal in the cinema and Jane Mackay considers ending her partnership with Charlie McIntosh.

Cool-headed cybercop Archie Pepper gets a new colleague and is soon overcome by red-hot passion. Meanwhile, urban beat team Fletcher and McLaren de-escalate a celebrity fracas in a city centre chippy, while Bobby desperately seeks advice from Officer Karen on his face covering. And the traffic cops lift a street vigilante planting greenery in potholes.

The Chief kicks-off his rugby-themed anti-crime campaign with the help of Scotland legend Gavin Hasting, while traffic cops Singh and McKirdy expertly utilise a dinosaur grabber in the name of socially distanced policing. Call responder Maggie Le Beau is well versed in the rudest place names on the map, and rural reorganisation has repercussions for the key partnership of McIntosh and Mackay.

Before the public goes to the polls, Scotland's most fairminded man, Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson, straddles Scotia on a democratic odyssey.

Mixing comedy, politics and travelogue, Miekelson grills party leaders, meets the great Scottish people, questions candidates, talks truth to power and covers all the big issues ahead of the Scottish Parliament election. The Chief also examines what the notion of democracy means today. Remaining neutral throughout, Scotland's ultimate policeman uncovers all the crucial evidence you need before you cast your vote for the Scottish Parliament.

It's all kicking off for the Euros! And the nation's favourite force are lining up in the ideal formation to deal with everything from rule violation to public jubilation. Crime won't sit on the subs bench just because a big football tournament is taking place. The squad get their game face on to see some action in the field, on the road, online and on the beat. These cops are on the ball to tackle scams, flashpoints and security checks while assisting famous faces and keeping an eye on public hotspots.

On the ground at the local station, Bobby needs urgent police assistance from Officer Karen on tournament etiquette. At the top of high command, head coach Chief Miekelson delivers advice to the Scottish people on the optimum way to stay legal and to the Scotland side on the best way to win the tournament.

Quashing crime for Auld Lang Syne. The sirens are blaring and the bells are ringing as the nation's favourite force work a New Year's shift. These cops are honking horns for Hogmanay and banging up bams for the bells - on the streets, at functions, down the station and in cyberspace. Their duties include everything from checking ceilidhs to making sure steak pies are legal. Even Chief Miekelson is working hard on Hogmanay, urging all Scotland to party responsibly on the biggest blowout night of the year. Raising a glass to getting mad with it in a sensible manner. Slanj!

The Chief uses all of his faculties to reinvent himself as the most woke Miekelson he could possibly be. Meanwhile, Jane MacKay and Charlie McIntosh have split up and are adjusting to new partners

The second episode in the series follows the Scottish Police Force as it deals with the modern world of technology, social media and surveillance. 

While he is proud of every member of his organisation, Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson is especially pleased with the Scottish Police Force choir, who have qualified for the national championship. Visiting them during rehearsals to offer support and encouragement, he can't help but get involved. Miekelson the master of music, the crooning commander of crimefighting, prepares them to win while they're singing. 

Elsewhere, a reckless driver on the wrong side of the road turns out to be a visitor from overseas who wants to experience the delights of Scottish fast food. Fortunately, that is right up traffic officer Hugh McKirdy's street. He gleefully shares his expertise on all things deep-fried as this fast food vlogger records her next online episode. 

Urban cops Fletcher and McLaren discover a new pastime: magnet fishing, and end up lifting more than just criminals. The discoveries they drag from the depths are potentially explosive. And with bike thefts blowing up, Detectives Squire and McGill are ‘tyre-less' in their pursuit of the pedalling pilferers. 

Rural officers Mackay and McIntosh are still policing apart. It's not all fun and games for Charlie and his new partner Sgt Napier Carmichael as they investigate a break-in at a local toy museum. Meanwhile, Jane and her partner PC Laura Washington are freaked out by strange electronic events as a woman becomes the virtual victim of a remote reprobate. 

In this episode, the officers of the Scottish Police Force find themselves educating the educators, laying down the law to lawyers, and painting some graffiti artists in a good light. 

Refusing to rest on his laurels, Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson continues to strive for excellence. However, whether he is launching his new #SlateHate initiative to support the disabled community or ordering top-of-the-range gloves for his officers, nothing seems to go perfectly to plan. 

On the roads, the traffic cops find themselves in a dilemma - should PC Singh ticket his daughter's teacher for speeding, or will it affect the casting decision for the upcoming school play? Fortunately, his colleague PC Hugh McKirdy is on hand to provide his own brand of roadside assistance. 

City police Fletcher and McLaren uncover a crafty criminal at a murder mystery party. Mindful of their duties, they bring in the bad guy without killing anyone's evening. Elsewhere, there is a reunion of partners as PC Charlie McIntosh and PC Jane Mackay catch up in court, giving evidence on a big case in the countryside. The pair reminisce about their time together, and Charlie gets a chance to cross-examine Jane's new partner, PC Washington. 

Keen to connect with the kids, the Scottish Police Force has created the new role of youth liaison officer. Fresh-faced recruits are fast-tracked to the street in the hope that young people will feel police-positive if the PCs are similar in age. The first of these officers is PC Eleanor Hipgrave, who can't wait to connect with the young community. Will her peers be pleased to participate in this promising policing programme? 

This episode finds the police dealing with cases old and new, helping members of the public and celebrities alike. 

Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson likes to think of himself as an innovator and a forward thinker, and is happy to share his new strategies and initiatives. While his fresh projects involving canine recruitment and working hours are still a work in progress, it's his Police Complaint Listening Scheme that really makes a big noise. And who better to deal with the complainants one-to-one than the chief himself? 

Investigating a rather nasty case, detectives Squire and McGill seek the expertise of their colleague DI Longstaff, the cold case expert. If there is a link between the current case and some bygone brutality, then he will join the dots - assuming his delicate stomach can deal with the bloody details. 

Meanwhile, in the countryside, PC Charlie MacIntosh has a decision to make - offered an exciting opportunity away from the police, will he run for the hills or will he stay long enough to discover who his new policing partner will be? 

In the station, officers Karen and Sharon deal with a rowdy Burns Night that got out of control, filling their custody suite with kilted brawlers and poetic crooners!

The final episode of the series sees the Scot Squad continue their relentless pursuit of misdemeanour, misdeed and malfeasance, finding themselves falling victim to hunger, alcohol and the irresistible laws of attraction. 

When it comes to Mother Nature, Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson is a self-proclaimed 'mummy's boy', and as such, he is acutely aware of climate change. In preparation for the potential change in Scotland's weather, he has designed some new uniforms to deal with whatever the climate, and the criminals, can throw at his officers. Come hail, rain or shine, nothing will stop the police shutting down shenanigans. 

Back together as policing partners, PCs MacIntosh and Mackay are called to an illegal drinking den. However, as they bust the boozy bar, it becomes clear that this speakeasy isn't quite what it seems. Meanwhile, detectives Squire and McGill are on a lengthy stakeout, poised to pounce on their perpetrator. However, without sustenance, can these professionals handle the hunger long enough to capture their prey? 

Elsewhere, love is in the air as remote investigators Annie McInnes and Archie Pepper take a little time out from cracking down on cyber criminals to celebrate Valentine's Day. Traffic officer Hugh McKirdy is also feeling amorous, as his colleague PC Surjit Singh helps him present his best policing profile on some dating apps. Can Hugh finally find the woman of his dreams, or will it turn into a nightmare yet again? 

Scotland's favourite force are back battling bams and busting scams. The Chief deals with speculation he might quit his tartan patch to become head of the London Met, while Fletcher and McLaren tackle safe sport at their local rugby club. Meanwhile, Bobby helps Millar and McKelvie recover a lethal weapon from a nearby community centre, and there is some red-hot romance for McIntosh and McKay to investigate out in the countryside. And the launch of Scottish Police Force TV features an in-depth interview with the Chief conducted by a Scottish broadcasting legend.

The Bravehearts in Blue crack down on criminality all across Caledonia. Megan Squire is all set to retire, but the ace detective still manages to bang up a banger on her last day. Meanwhile, traffic cops Singh and McKirdy are hindered by accidentally losing their police car, and youth liaison officer Eleanor Hipgrave turns DJ to blast out a surprisingly popular playlist. And the Chief turns to a feathered informant to learn key intel straight from the parrot's beak.

Frenzied speculation links the Chief to the vacancy at the top of the Met Police. Miekelson insists he does not want the job, before common courtesy demands he head to London for an interview. Elsewhere, there is a promotion for Surjit Singh, leaving Hugh McKirdy wondering how you replace an irreplaceable partner, while Bobby makes an official complaint at the police station on behalf of his dog Fridge. Annie McInnes demonstrates how human error affects throwable tech, Charlie McIntosh becomes the poster boy for a countryside campaign, and urban crimefighters Fletcher and McLaren make the TV news.

An extra-special finale to the series sees Scotland's favourite cops stepping up and moving on. Chief Miekelson receives a momentous phone call from London as the Met Police choose their new leader. PC Sharon McKelvie seeks wise words of advice from Desk Sergeant Karen-Anne Millar, while city cops Sarah Fletcher and Jack McLaren get their fingers on the triggers at the police firearms unit. Meanwhile, Archie Pepper uses his tech smarts to develop an app worth many millions, and a wild night at the country fair puts the spotlight on McIntosh and MacKay's chemistry as partners.

Criminally funny capers featuring Scotland's funniest force on their most hilarious manoeuvres. Featuring Chief Commissioner Cameron Meikelson's finest pearls of blue-sky thinking, and some memorable public interaction down at the cop shop.

A choice selection of arresting moments, featuring classic cases and favourite files.