Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jun 2, 2002 (22 min)
A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jun 2, 2002 (22 min)
A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jun 9, 2002 (22 min)
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jun 16, 2002 (22 min)
Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Jun 23, 2002 (22 min)
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Jun 30, 2002 (22 min)
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Jul 7, 2002 (22 min)
Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Jul 14, 2002 (22 min)
Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Jul 21, 2002 (22 min)
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Jul 28, 2002 (22 min)
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Aug 4, 2002 (22 min)
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2003 (22 min)
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Mar 11, 2003 (22 min)
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Mar 18, 2003 (22 min)
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2003 (22 min)
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Apr 1, 2003 (22 min)
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2003 (22 min)
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2003 (22 min)
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2003 (22 min)
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2003 (22 min)
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: May 6, 2003 (22 min)
Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2003 (22 min)
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2003 (22 min)
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can't speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2003 (22 min)
Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.
Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2003 (22 min)
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2003 (22 min)
Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.
Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2003 (22 min)
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2003 (22 min)
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2003 (22 min)
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2003 (22 min)
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
Episode: 2x20 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2003 (22 min)
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2004 (22 min)
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2004 (22 min)
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
Episode: 2x23 | Airdate: Feb 24, 2004 (22 min)
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
Episode: 2x24 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2004 (22 min)
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
Episode: 2x25 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2004 (22 min)
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
Episode: 2x26 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2004 (22 min)
Jeff plans a surprise party and Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man.
Episode: 2x27 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2004 (22 min)
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
Episode: 2x28 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2004 (22 min)
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
Episode: 2x29 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2004 (22 min)
Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.
Episode: 2x30 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2004 (22 min)
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2004 (22 min)
Ludacris proposes a new name for himself, and Robert apologizes to a hotel he's wronged.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2004 (22 min)
Terrence casts for a Spike Lee reality show, and Niles needs help with his race experiment.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2004 (22 min)
Birchum attempts to sell his war mementos, and Lloyd reserves a tee time.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2004 (22 min)
The Truth needs a private investigator, and Birchum applies to be a bounty hunter.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Aug 17, 2004 (22 min)
Niles Standish recruits for his own NBA franchise, and Hadassah needs maternity clothes.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Aug 24, 2004 (22 min)
Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Aug 31, 2004 (22 min)
Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Sep 7, 2004 (22 min)
Hadassah interviews an NFL quarterback for a teen magazine, and Ludacris needs some security.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Sep 14, 2004 (22 min)
Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Sep 21, 2004 (22 min)
The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2005 (22 min)
Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2005 (22 min)
Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Jan 26, 2005 (22 min)
Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.
Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Feb 2, 2005 (22 min)
The Truth asks Jessica Simpson to play a charity tournament, and Crazy Yitzhak offers insane deals.
Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2005 (22 min)
Cammie needs sexy video editing, and Terrence pitches a spokesperson gig to Michael Strahan.
Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2005 (22 min)
Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.
Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2005 (22 min)
Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station.
Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2005 (22 min)
Spoonie Luv consults a bail bondsman, and The Concierge needs help with a rodent.
Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2005 (22 min)
The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.
Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2007 (22 min)
Lil Jon looks to hire a harpist for his tour, and Hadassah tries to recover her half-full juice from the mall.
Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2007 (22 min)
Steve-O wants to set a world record in skydiving, and Mark Thomas reports a computer virus.
Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2007 (22 min)
Chamillionaire is threatened with legal action by the lawyer of "Chabillionaire," and Maverick complains about the outcome of a fish fight.
Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2007 (22 min)
Dr. Premise looks for an assistant to help him with scientific experiments, and Hadassah tries to find something to do in Arlington.
Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2007 (22 min)
Francis orders some insulting customized trophies for his basketball team, and Elmer is upset at the sight of a bus driven by a woman.
Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2007 (22 min)
Terrence calls a Catholic Church on behalf of Paris Hilton, and Wayne McClammy has a lengthy request for a tattoo parlor.
Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2007 (22 min)
Taylor from "The Real World" calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.
Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2007 (22 min)
Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.
Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2019
Spoonie Luv's sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant (Chelsea Peretti) brags about her stunning looks.
Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2019
Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.
Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2019
Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.
Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2019
Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.
Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2019
A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.
Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2019
An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2019
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2019
A rich bro tries to get a new festival off the ground, Spoonie Luv wants to purchase the perfect mattress, and Gladys needs help from a psychic.
Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Dec 4, 2019
Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.
Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Dec 11, 2019
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.
Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Apr 1, 2020
Bobby searches for very specific bumper stickers, a bra fitting leaves Gladys feeling microaggressed, Elmer develops a taste for edibles, and Hadassah finds her dream diet.
Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2020
Terrence arranges a rafting trip for Ariana Grande, Punkie Johnson feels entitled to fine art royalties, and Ron Funches seeks a committed tag team partner.
Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2020
Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order, Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo, and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.
Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2020
Chelsea Peretti tries to find her missing sandwich, an incoming caller seeks a free aquarium, and Niles plans a party to celebrate his being accused of sexual harassment.
Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2020
Roy Wood Jr. plans a one-way trip to Africa, Spoonie Luv tries to book a zero-G-spot, and Jeff Ross roasts a dog groomer.
Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: May 6, 2020
Landalious creates his own karaoke opportunity, Abbi Jacobson tries to get into character, and Niles and Giles look to take their internet videos to the next level.
Episode: 5x17 | Airdate: May 13, 2020
Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time, and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.
Episode: 5x18 | Airdate: May 20, 2020
Brian Posehn shares a password with the wrong person, an entrepreneur contacts a business with a similar sounding name, and a camper has a serious pest problem.
Episode: 5x19 | Airdate: May 27, 2020
Iliza Shlesinger seeks help passing her dental technician exam, Demetri Martin vents his career frustrations, and Dick Birchum plans a birthday for his conjoined twins.
Episode: 5x20 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2020
Landalious pitches his own wine brand, Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes, and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.
Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: May 5, 2021
Model train enthusiasts try to prevent vandalism; an aerial gymnast gets tangled in a silk sling; Spoonie Luv learns about aphrodisiacs from a New Orleans cooking school.
Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: May 12, 2021
J.Lo needs a luxurious new hat, Shasta gives a helpful heads-up that she'll be shopping while Black, and Trixie Mattel tries to make their tiny boyfriend feel big.
Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: May 19, 2021
A delivery man is determined to drop off a shipment of 12,000 muffins, a sunbather deals with an infestation of perverted squirrels, and two kids try to swim at a senior center.
Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: May 26, 2021
Terrence helps Justin Bieber acquire a hippo, Kathy Griffin seeks a sculpture of her ex-husband, Gladys tries to undo her self-acupuncture, and Ron Funches goes to the wrong open house.
Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Jun 2, 2021
Caleb Hearon organizes Hands Across America 2, Bobby Brown deals with a painful rat problem, and Paul Scheer gets a frozen tongue from an ultra-cold smoothie.
Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Jun 9, 2021
The Q-Tip King asks skate store employees if they want in on his scheme, a retirement home tries to complete an old man's bucket list, and the first female jet skier prepares for her debut.
Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Jun 16, 2021
Trixie Mattel loses a special false eyelash, Tiffany Haddish leads a doughnut shop worker in prayer, and Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) wants to commemorate an intimate moment in ink.
Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Jun 23, 2021
Iliza Shlesinger questions an odd smell after a car wash, Heidi Gardner wants to hire a topless maid to get revenge on a rival, and Jonathan Kimmel provides forklift customer service.
Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Jun 30, 2021
Sam Jay has a creative solution for her girlfriend's loud TV habits, Mike Tyson (Bobby Brown) tells a cryogenics employee his reproductive concerns, and Elmer takes issue with KFC's "hats."
Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Jul 7, 2021
Annie Murphy struggles to retrieve her vehicle from a towing company, Wanda Sykes berates a driving instructor about his stance on road rage, and Adam Carolla needs to give his wife a lift.
Episode: 6x11 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2022
A woman hatches a scheme to get space from a coworker, Elmer wants his late wife's obituary to help him find love, and a cornhole enthusiast explains how the game has changed his life.
Episode: 6x12 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2022
Episode: 6x13 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2022
A woman wants to raise the stakes of her boyfriend's next apology, brothers offer to be employed as a two-for-one deal, and an expecting mother prepares for her baby's race reveal party.
Episode: 6x14 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2022
Birchum quizzes a carpenter on his occupational expertise, a woman wants to learn French to solve a neighborly dispute, and a nervous caller needs reassurance for her first wax appointment.
Episode: 6x15 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2022
Episode: 6x16 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2022
Episode: 6x17 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2022
A parent wants to make sure his kid's unique needs are met in day care, brothers want to paint a mural to commemorate their cousin, and Gladys is having embarrassing webcam issues.
Episode: 6x18 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2022
A man's CrossFit passion gives him newfound confidence, Niles complains about a yacht club's customer service, and a Christmas fanatic is bothered by a business's lack of holiday spirit.
Episode: 6x19 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2022
A man thinks he's been permanently affected by a swimming pool, Mike Tyson offers his services to a flower shop, and Terrence wants to help Nicole Kidman conquer her fear of butterflies.
Episode: 6x20 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2022
Brothers want a sensual bagel display for a bar mitzvah; Bill Maher, Jeff Goldblum and Caitlyn Jenner call a hardware store for their reality show; and a man wants to be put in his place.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Dec 21, 2004 (22 min)
Elmer complains about a tree, and Hadassah shops for Santas.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Mar 23, 2005 (22 min)
The craziest and crudest calls from the third season.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Mar 30, 2005 (22 min)
A collection of the craziest and crudest calls from the third season.