Main Characters Hank Waffles 7 main appearances Pooza 7 main appearances King Star King 6 main appearances Gurbles 6 main appearances Narrator 6 main appearances Doctor 2 main appearances Various 1 main appearances Various 1 main appearances Various 1 main appearances Various 1 main appearances Various 1 main appearances Alfonzo Molestro 1 main appearances Princess Snow White 1 main appearances Slutty Waitress 1 main appearances Baroness Sludgecot 1 main appearances Smear 1 main appearances Chunkles 1 main appearances Customer 1 main appearances Kwa Kwa 1 main appearances Pinchy LaRoux 1 main appearances Fat Frank 1 main appearances Hank's Mother 1 main appearances Mike Balls 1 main appearances Tim Tumor 1 main appearances Mrs. Balls 1 main appearances Surfer 1 main appearances Carmine Excrementi 1 main appearances Burger Bitch 1 main appearances Eddie 5 Antlers 1 main appearances Greg / King Start King 1 main appearances Angry Dad 1 main appearances Angry Alien 1 main appearances Max Cat 1 main appearances Jewel 1 main appearances Food Critic 1 main appearances Alexa 1 main appearances Jeff Bezos 1 main appearances Katrina 1 main appearances Cop 1 main appearances Security Guard 1 main appearances Gerbils 1 main appearances Amazon Kiosk 1 main appearances Angry Shapeshifter Veteran 1 main appearances Richard 1 main appearances Roach 1 main appearances God Star God 1 main appearances