Are We There Yet? - Episode Guide

Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains. Nick thinks the kids don't love him, and Suzanne is coming to bed looking less than sexy. Much to Nick's displeasure, Suzanne has decided to hyphenate her name.

Nick wants to buy a new car for work, but gets a hard time from Suzanne about their tight budget. Meanwhile, Kevin and Martin unknowingly compete in a tennis multi-player video game via the Internet.

Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together. Suzanne has a day off, but she doesn't know what to do.

Nick tries to bond with Kevin, but struggles to understand exactly what his stepson sees in the international sport of soccer; Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on in her daughter's life.

Kevin takes care of a rat that ends up getting lost in the house. Tension arises between Gigi and Lindsey when one of Gigi's old boyfriends showers them with gifts and clothes.

Nick gets in trouble with Suzanne after neglecting to tell her that he visited a sexually suggestive pirate-themed restaurant named Booty (à la Hooters). Meanwhile, Lindsey and Kevin pester Suzanne about their allowances.

Suzanne gets caught dancing on a video that soon becomes a huge viral hit. Marilyn decides Lindsey needs to learn how to cook soul food.

Suzanne forbids Lindsey to use her credit card to buy a Michelle Obama sweater online. She then goes behind her back and asks Nick to help her get the sweater. Meanwhile, Martin asks Kevin to pretend to be a disadvantaged orphan in order to get an autographed Alex Rodriguez bat.

Nick says he is too tired for sex one night, leading Suzanne to speculate that something is not right in their relationship.

Nick arranges a get together with his friends and family. Terrence invites a woman he met at a bank hostage and Kevin invites his birth father, Suzanne's ex-husband Frank, unbeknownst to everyone else.

When Suzanne's ex-husband wants to lower his monthly child support payments, Nick jumps at the chance to get rid of Frank's financial support, while Suzanne has mixed feelings about Frank abandoning his responsibilities.

When Nick tries to be spontaneous, but Suzanne resists and instead plans a date night that fails, they attempt to be spontaneous together--until they realize it's better if she makes plans but keeps him in the dark.

When Nick's new field producer, Sam, turns out to be female, Suzanne is convinced she's trying to steal her man, a suggestion Nick thinks is absurd--until Sam makes a move on Nick.

Suzanne infiltrates Nick's night with the boys, so he retaliates by crashing her all-lady spa getaway.

When Marilyn throws a gold party at Nick and Suzanne's, and Nick learns Suzanne's wedding ring isn't real, he sets out to have a real ring made before Suzanne learns the truth, while Suzanne thinks she has lost her wedding ring forever and panics trying to replace it.

Lindsey develops a crush on a stylish boy at school, but Suzanne seriously believes that he is gay. Meanwhile, comical mix-ups hound Suzanne when she tries to deliver a package.

When Nick's colleagues at the station encourages him to send Lindsey and Kevin to a private school, Nick and Suzanne look into it, only to be misled about the process.

Suzanne becomes overly consumed with Kevin's science project. Elsewhere, Lindsey revs up for driving lessons, only to emerge as a suspect when her mother's car is scratched, when trying to drive it somewhere.

Nick attempts to have a night out with Lindsey, but when all she wants to do is follow around a young celebrity DJ who doesn't even know her name, Nick tries to teach her how a man should really treat her.

Suzanne organizes a traditional game night at the house, but the evening turns comically dicey due to a prank and a bet between Nick and Kevin.

Nick tries to help Kevin with his Valentine's Day at school, but his advice backfires when Kevin gets sent home.

Suzanne serves on a committee at Kevin's school, but complications arise when her fellow female members disrespect her, but adore Nick.

Nick and Suzanne are forced to go on a television court show to settle a dispute over a misplaced birthday present.

Nick plans a belated surprise honeymoon for Suzanne, but keeping it a secret causes complications. Elsewhere, Lindsey helps Kevin with his homework.

As Lindsay tries to turn the family into reality TV superstars, Kevin makes a discovery that brings a little TOO much reality into the Kingston-Person's home.

When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets one of her mother's old friends, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may have a secret older brother.

When Troy provokes a school bully, Kevin strikes up a friendship with his tormentor to avoid a beat down. But he soon learns the meaning of real friendship when he finds the courage to stand up for himself.

After catching Nick watching a racy rap video, Suzanne makes a friendly wager that she can out dance any of the video vixens on the screen.

When Nick is invited to play in a celebrity golf tournament at Walt Disney World, Suzanne is disappointed she has to miss the family's first vacation. But even after a last minute change of plans lands her in the happiest place on earth, a case of cell phone mistaken identity threatens to keep the family apart.

Annoyed that Nick and Suzanne never do anything together, Suzanne signs them up for Salsa dancing classes but gets upset when Nick turns out to be better than her. Meanwhile Kevin shows Lindsey how to get exactly what she wants.

Nick asks Suzanne to help pro baseball player Ray Savage plan a children's charity event, but when he learns of Ray's reputation as a womanizer, Nick worries the athlete may have more on his mind than just kids.

When Nick enlists Kevin to help Staten Island Mike's nephew Frankie study for a test, Frankie bribes Kevin into taking it for him. But Kevin realizes he may be in too deep when his high marks make Frankie look like an academic superstar.

Suzanne meets a relationship adviser and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues.

Suzanne gets tired of playing the role of bad cop to Nick's good cop.

Nick is convinced to bring Deion Sanders aboard his energy drink business.

Suzanne and Nick go out with another couple, but the double date soon fizzles when an accusation flies.

Lindsey gets a lesson about drugs, as former child-star Todd Bridges takes her on a wild ride.

Suzanne begins to force everyone in the family to tell the truth at all times after she catches Nick in a lie.

Nick's boxing match party unexpectedly takes over the family room on the same night Suzanne's book group is meeting in the living room.

Suzanne thinks Nick has a kid from a past relationship as he does everything, Nick likes, eats and wear as Nick says he is not his son as he takes a DNA test and he is not the father.

Kevin auditions for a commercial for the mall burger joint Up and Down Burger and ends up being replaced by a famous kid actor that looks just like him, Gigi wants to be in it and ends up getting to be.

Nick and the kids throw a birthday party for Suzanne as she never had one.

Nick tricks Suzanne and Marilyn into spending the weekend together at a spa for Mother's Day.

Lindsey adopts a vegan lifestyle, Suzanne convinces Nick they should go vegan as well.

Nick turns the house into a makeshift resort and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.

Lindsey steals sixty dollars from Gigi's wallet and turns back around and blames Kevin for it.

Kevin and Nick go to an R-rated movie, but Kevin has nightmares from seeing it.

The family oversleeps on the day Lindsey is scheduled to sing the national anthem at a baseball game. Meanwhile, Kevin gets sick.

Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.

Nick gets upset when he sees that a bracelet he gave to Marilyn is regifted to Suzanne.

Suzanne gets arrested and decides to change her stubborn ways.

Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.

The family tries become environmental friendly with each other but chaos ensures.

Frank is an uninvited guest on Nick's Father's Day trip, but the two bond during an elevator stoppage.

Lindsey gets her first job at a fast food restaurant, but soon gets fired when she gives out free food.

Nick tries to become a more effective parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey to become better people.

Against Nick's wishes, Suzanne buys an expensive purse and Nick becomes suspicious about it, so he uses her guilt to his advantage.

Suzanne becomes the subject to Nick's joke-off, and Suzanne retaliates against him.

When Nick makes a point that Suzanne is too controlling of the family, Suzanne backs off the issue and later the family realizes that her controlling ways are just what they need.

Nick, Suzanne, and Kevin pull pranks on each other, but their addiction leads to a near-death experience.

Gigi uses an adequate exercise when the family refuses to stop fighting with each other.

Suzanne's overprotective mother arrives and causes tension between her and Nick when she questions Nick's abilities as a husband.

When a new buxom woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened. Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.

When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.

Nick angers Suzanne when he invites Martin to an exclusive sporting event before inviting his wife.

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

For Career Day, Nick serves as a guest speaker for Kevin's class, but his message ultimately confuses Kevin's classmates.

Nick and Suzanne's next door's neighbors become irresponsible house sitters.

Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the lazy, arrogant Brick Street.

Suzanne tries to keep Nick's birthday gift a surprise by taking out a loan from Marilyn.

Suzanne gathers everyone up for a family portrait.

Nick host a fund-raiser for charity. Elsewhere, Suzanne tangles with a wealthy client.

Nick is coerced into hiring an assistant, but the newbie gets too close to Nick's family and friends.

Nick and Suzanne get into an argument and refuse to talk to each other.

Lindsey and Kevin give to a charity, but Nick must step in when the charity keeps asking for more and more money.

Nick and Suzanne plan to attend a high-profile movie premiere, but their busy schedules create complications.

Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne telling personal information to Gigi.

The spread of certain secrets could ruin two newfound romances.

Nick and Suzanne consider purchasing life insurance.

Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to diminish stress in his life.

Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater.

Nick helps out a coworker by ghostwriting him love letters for a woman on a dating website who turns out to be Gigi.

Nick thinks an anonymous person has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves for the week to attend her childhood friend's wedding; and Maralyn set out to teach the kids a life lesson.

Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

Nick don't recognize his microphone is on and it insults a colleague at the studio; Marilyn learns the life of the Internet with help from the Kids.

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick raises his suspicions about her new love's true intentions; Kevin breaks his arm.

Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey.

Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.

Nick forgets an anniversary. Meanwhile, the children star in Internet videos wearing superhero costumes while doling out advice to users.

Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang.

The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.

Nick attends his high-school reunion but must face an embarrassing incident from his past. Meanwhile, Lindsey throws a party.

After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.

Nick worries about his mortality and creates a bucket list featuring overly dangerous activities. Meanwhile, Kevin and Troy launch an underground candy ring at school.

Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee.

Nick is enlisted to host a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Marilyn's bracelet goes missing, and the children train for their participation in the charity walk.

Nick and others enter a contest to win a house.

A new morning show is launched at the station, but Nick must cohost it with a self-serving reality star. Meanwhile, Marilyn moves in with the family.