Mandy - Episode Guide

Mandy Carter is a woman with big dreams - and today her dream is to find work. But the only thing available to her is a job in a fruit packing factory, where a big mallet will come in handy.

Mandy enters the local line dancing endurance challenge - only to find herself up against an old rival.

After advertising her home on Airbnb, Mandy takes in a guest from Russia - and they soon become more than friends. But can he be trusted?

Lola has not had a customer in her beauty salon for two days so Mandy suggests she introduce fish pedicures. Only to buy the wrong kind of fish.

It's dinner at Trent Manor. And everyone around the table has a motive for murdering Lord Trent. But who did? Mandy wasn't invited to the Manor, so she's off doing something else.

She's lived a life that's full, she's travelled each and every highway. And more, much more than this, she did it Mandy. 

Nobody actually likes bread sauce, do they? It tastes like someone's eaten a piece of bread, chewed it up and spat it onto your plate. Merry Christmas.

Unpleasantness comes in many forms. Like when you pick up an apple from the fruit bowl and find the hidden side has decomposed. The unpleasantness at Brampton Hall is different. So forget we said that. Contains the worst kind of nudity.

Mandy accidentally finds herself on the programme ‘Who Are You, Do You Think?', a fictional genealogy programme that is in no way parodying the real-life genealogy programme Who Do You Think You Are? Not at all. We've never even seen it.

According to a friend of a friend, if the staff on a cruise start handing out free choc ices, it means a passenger has died and they need to make room in the freezer.

Why is Mandy training to be an astronaut? Why is Mars called 'The Red Planet'? These questions and more will remain unanswered.

There is nothing more shameful for us as a society than the existence of fatbergs. But forget about that for a moment and enjoy this episode.

Apparently if you stare into the eyes of a forest goblin, you'll be dead within a week. Just fyi.

Have you ever seen a sofa you like in a shop window and really wanted it? Wanted it so much you can't stop thinking about it? Wanted it so much you feel physically sick? Wanted it so much that nothing else in your life matters and you would do anything, literally anything to get it, no matter the cost?

Of course you have, we all have. And at long last, someone has made a comedy film about really really wanting a sofa.

We could tell you the sofa is a metaphor for something – happiness maybe, or equality perhaps. But it isn't. It's just a really nice sofa.