Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Mar 22, 1980 (60 min)
Tim interviews a macho superstar, and uses members of the studio audience in a sketch set in a restaurant.
Note: Burt Reynolds does not appear in this episode, only archive footage from his movie, Starting Over.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Mar 29, 1980 (60 min)
Tim welcomes KC and the Sunshine Band to the show; also, he receives a visit from an old friend during his opening monologue.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Apr 5, 1980 (60 min)
Featuring sketches such as an intelligent, Lassie-like dog that can't convince his owner that a barn is on fire and Tim trying to apply for an auto loan.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Apr 12, 1980 (60 min)
Susan Anton performs a duet with Tim that gets a little awkward for everybody involved; also, some hilarious sketches.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Apr 19, 1980 (60 min)
Dick Martin interrupts the start of the show to do his version of an introduction to Tim Conway. Tim enlists several members of the audience to join him in performing a Western-themed sketch; also, Tim suits up to test a hot tub. Barbara Mandrell, solo, sings "Darling".
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Apr 26, 1980 (60 min)
Bernadette catches Tim pretending to make love to her behind a closed door to impress the audience. Later she sings "Gee Whiz". Bernadette later dances with the Don Crichton Dancers.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: May 3, 1980 (60 min)
David Copperfield tears up Tim's cue-card then magically puts it back together when they decide to use it. Mr. Tudball tries to eat a horrible diner breakfast. Helen Reddy sings "Take What You Find".
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: May 10, 1980 (60 min)
Featuring sketches such as Mr Tudball encountering an uncooperative waitress; also, Tim can't stop the music once the Village People begin performing.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: May 17, 1980 (60 min)
Featuring a sketch in which a poor traveler headed to the airport in a hurry suffers by having Tim's Old Man character as his cabbie. Stuttering Mel Tillis always gives a perfect performance when singing. Later Tim engages the entire audience in a Frankenstein Sketch.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 20, 1980 (30 min)
Tim strikes comedic oil in a rich spoof of the hit series "Dallas." Then Tim and audience members put on a sketch about "The Titanic".
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 27, 1980 (30 min)
Tim shops for a waterbed, gets taken in by a "hidden camera" show, and takes to the sky as Superguy.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 4, 1980 (30 min)
Tim plays a soldier home from war, who overhears his love writing him a letter that leaves him with mixed feelings about her.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 11, 1980 (30 min)
Tim finds that a restaurant table next to the kitchen reveals just how fresh his meal is.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 18, 1980 (30 min)
Tim gets laughs as a derelict who sits in with a jazz band, and the audience participates in The Gun Moll, a sketch about a gangster's girl who finds herself on the wrong side of the law.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 25, 1980 (30 min)
Tim struggles to connect when he takes it upon himself to take his teenage daughter and her friend out for dinner.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 1, 1980 (30 min)
Two big-time comedy legends join forces when the hilarious Don Knotts joins host Tim for a silent movie parody.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 8, 1980 (30 min)
Tim will not be sidelined when he appears in his Oldest Man persona as a football team doctor.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 15, 1980 (30 min)
Tim is a football coach and Jonathan is the dim-witted quarterback who only knows one play.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Nov 29, 1980 (30 min)
For a stage play Tim fills in as the waitress for customers Harvey and Carol. Carol and Harvey then dance with Harvey doing all of the moving.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Dec 6, 1980 (30 min)
Vicki and Tim play a married couple at a shoe store, where he insists on buying her shoes that don't fit.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 13, 1980 (30 min)
Audience participates in Washington Crossing the Delaware; a bank customer discovers crime does pay.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Dec 20, 1980 (30 min)
Audience participates in The Trial of Captain John Smith; Fantasy Island skit; Tim Conway breaks out of prison; Godfather spoof.
Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Dec 27, 1980 (30 min)
Tim causes havoc at a recital, then brings members of the audience onstage to take part in a courtroom sketch.
Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Jan 3, 1981 (30 min)
Tim uses the Force and audience members for the sci-fi spoof "The Empire Strikes Out"; Harvey and Tim as shipwreck survivors.
Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Jan 10, 1981 (30 min)
Maggie demonstrates how to use a bug fogger to Harvey. Tim plays a vampire with a bad aim and an ex President looking for used cars.
Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Jan 17, 1981 (30 min)
Carol Burnett reprises her Eunice character in a Joan Of Arc sketch; Harvey is Snow White to Tim's Prince Charming.
Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Jan 24, 1981 (30 min)
Old Man Tim is the Bellhop for Harvey and his new bride who attempts to bring their luggage in and prepare the room for them. Broadway singer Harvey comes down with "Parrott Fever" when trying to sing and dance.
Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Feb 14, 1981 (30 min)
Harvey Korman is a stern prison warden and Tim Conway is an inmate soon to be released on parole, but Tim's talkative wife may prevent his release. Accident prone Tim goes to the Emergency Clinic for a splinter, but he has a Knack for things to go wrong.
Episode: 2x20 | Airdate: Feb 21, 1981 (30 min)
Vortex Industries introduces Mightee Glue; Tim and Harvey perform a sketch about an explorer that has spent far too much time studying gorillas.
Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Feb 28, 1981 (30 min)
The Amateur Theater "ShowTime" puts on a mystery "Murder on the Accidental Express" using members of the audience, with Tim playing Sheerluck Holmes.
Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Mar 7, 1981 (30 min)
Harvey visits a barber asking for a shave, their expert shaver is Old-Man Tim who gets into a battle with a hair dryer, tangles with the hot tile machine and shaving cream dispenser. Also a brief second appearance of "Fantastic Island".