Danny and Mick - Episode Guide

Danny and Mick's boss, Joy, has had her office redecorated and has asked the brothers to put everything back in her office. As always, Danny and Mick get distracted and don't get the job done. Joy finds them messing about which causes Danny to accidentally spill a smoothie on her new wallpaper. Joy is unaware, so Danny and Mick need to secretly sort out the problem before she finds out! Danny and Mick don't do anything easily and ending up in a lot of mess with a lot of wallpaper paste!

Pop sensation Zoe Now (Nadine Coyle) is coming to officially open Pottsfield leisure centre's new reception. Joy tasks Danny and Mick with looking after the star guest but get in a tangle with the opening ribbon. Zoe Now arrives but Danny's attempts at hospitality leave her without a voice - minutes before she's due to sing. With the aid of a cap and wig from lost property, lots of smoke and a backing track, Danny reckons nobody will spot the difference if he takes her place. Mick plays Zoe's hit song over the PA for Danny to mime to, but he gets too in the moment and accidentally skips the music tracks. After Danny initially busks it to save the day, they are found out. But Mick surprises the crowd with a fantastic acoustic rendition of the Zoe Now track which Zoe is very impressed with!

Joy wants to open a luxury spa centre at Pottsfield, and Danny's done every single job on the list, correction, on one side of the list! With influential vlogger Luke Cutforth coming to be the spa's first guest, Danny and Mick have to race to put together a luxury spa treatment from whatever they can find - not to mention finding a world class Swedish massage expert... Mick!

Lance is a ping pong whizz, he always aces the annual Pottsfield Ping Pong competition. This year Danny's determined to teach him a thing or two and has stayed up all night watching online tutorials. Now he can't keep his eyes open long enough to play! Lance smells victory, Mick smells trouble. Mick is determined to find Danny somewhere to get a nap. However, with Joy on the prowl and Lance making things difficult it looks like Danny may never lift that trophy!

Danny and Mick's dad Clive has turned up with his latest in a long line of ‘sure-fire' money making schemes: washing customers' cars in the car park while they use the leisure centre. The boys are happy to help and are soon scrubbing away, but when Joy finds out and demands a free wash, the boys clean her beloved old banger so hard it falls to bits. Don't worry lads, Clive knows how to fix this… or at least replace one problem with a much bigger problem. Yeah, thanks dad!

The leisure centre is hosting a roller disco later that afternoon and Joy tells Danny and Mick if they want to be at the disco they need to finish every job on her list first. Danny spots a way to get some skating practice in and finish the jobs in double quick time – by doing all their work on wheels! Unfortunately, when a runaway Danny crashes through the disco it looks like the whole thing might be off. Can Mick save the day?

The centre needs to be decorated for a wedding later today, but Danny's more interested in his new invention – which unfortunately blows through every toilet roll in the centre. When Mick distracts him mid-order, he accidentally requests 10,000 toilet rolls instead of 100 by express delivery, and they arrive in a whole mountain of boxes. Fearing Joy's reaction, the boys decide to hide the loo rolls.

Danny is convinced it's Joy's birthday and ropes Mick and Naomi into his plan to create a surprise party. Mick's in charge of decorations, Naomi's in charge of the cake, Danny's in charge of making sure Joy doesn't suspect a thing. What can go wrong? Everything – it's Danny and Mick! Soon it's time to spring the surprise – will Joy be thrilled, annoyed or simply confused? Hint: It's all three!

Naomi has asked for a raise, Joy's advised her to take some time off to think about it, which is why Danny and Mick are in charge of the cafe. They've just about got the hang of it when a new automated smoothie maker arrives. The machine is supposed to make life easier, but that's not how Danny and Mick see it. Soon smoothies are flying, and everyone is left with egg on their face. And strawberry. And a bit of banana...

All the Pottsfield Leisure Centre staff are raising money for Comic Relief. Danny and Lance, as always, turn it into a competition to see which of them can raise the most money! But between Danny's disastrously defective charity calendar, and Mick's frankly frightening fancy dress, the brothers only succeed in driving the totaliser lower than when they started. It's going to take everybody putting aside their rivalries and working together as a team to turn this situation around. That, and a lot of soggy sponges.

Naomi is stressing out about running her first kids party at the leisure centre, and Danny and Mick aren't helping – especially after they accidently make Walter Whizz the party entertainer 'magically vanish'. With a host of kids desperate for a pirate party, there is only one thing for it - boys and girls, please welcome Captain Danny the Pirate Magician and his lovely assistant Mick!

It's the annual five-a-side challenge match against the rival leisure centre, and team captain Lance knows exactly what position to play Danny and Mick in: the laundry room, well away from anywhere they can do anything that will cost them the game. However, a tiny accident with the kit leads to a mass walk-out from the team, and it's up to Danny, Mick, and three other dummies to take to the field for the beautiful game and become leisure centre legends!

Joy wants to check up on Danny and Mick, so has called in a mystery undercover customer to keep them on their toes. The boys think they can beat this test by working out who the undercover customer is - but there are a lot of needy customers in the centre today, and it could be anybody. So, one by one, Danny and Mick set out to narrow down the list of suspects in their own chaotic way!

Joy has a new fitness device for Danny and Mick and wants to test them out to see if they are as fit as they should be. When Lance gets in on the action she decides to make a competition with a prize for the contestant who does the most steps by the end of the day. Mick takes it very seriously indeed, Lance is confident he will win and Danny comes up with more and more imaginative ways to cheat. Come closing time it's anyone's guess who has put their best foot forward.

Joy is being particularly harsh on the boys - well, they did just spray ketchup on her best and only party dress - so to cheer Mick up, Danny puts on the freshly cleaned dress to do a silly impression of her. When the zip gets stuck and Danny is unable to get the dress off again, it seems like their day cannot get any worse. Which is when Mick gets his tie caught in the dress's zip while trying to unstick it.

Joy has a Valentine's Day date and has ordered the boys to turn the café into a romantic restaurant. Just as they are finishing up Clive arrives - he also has a date and wants some top tips. Danny and Mick are happy to help until they find out Clive's date is with Joy! It's bad enough having her as a boss, the boys don't want to start calling her mummy too! Can they break the happy couple up before the date is over?

Ellie is a keen young work experience student and Danny and Mick are in charge. It seems like Ellie wants to do everything and Danny and Mick are only too happy to let her! They leave her waist-deep in chores and head off to have some fun. However, when Naomi finds out what they have done she and Ellie decide it's time to teach the boys a lesson in hard work.

Lady Fortesque has lost her diamond ring and Joy is in a panic. She tasks Danny and Mick with searching the leisure centre. Luckily Mick is head of security and he stumbles across the ring in the café. Problem solved, Joy heads off to call Lady Fortesque who comes to collect her ring with a reporter from the newspaper. Unfortunately Mick has lost the ring again. Can Danny make his way through the soft play to get the ring back?

Stuff is going missing in the leisure centre. As head of security, Joy tasks Mick with getting to the bottom of it. That means spending a night in the leisure centre all alone, or with Danny - Mick isn't sure what's worse. Together the boys vow to keep an eye out and get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all. However, with a sleepwalking Joy prowling the corridors it seems like everyone is going to get more than they bargained for in the morning!

There's a horrible snotty fever going around the leisure centre and it's catching fast. To make matters worse it's the day of the gymnastics competition. When the Pottsfield's team get snotty it looks like their chances of winning anything are gone. However, Danny and Mick won't let that happen - it's time to jump into a leotard and show everyone what they've got!

It's a big day at Pottsfield Leisure Centre - there is a new boss in town. Sharon Granger means business and wants to create an advert to bring in more customers and make her mark. She tasks Danny and Mick to make an advert showing the best bits of the leisure centre... what could possibly go wrong?

Footballing legend Chris Kamara is coming to the leisure centre to unveil a statue that has been made of him. All Mick has to do is make sure no-one sees it before he arrives and protect it at all costs. This should be an easy task, but with Danny close by and with a football in toe, nothing is as simple as it seems.

Talented artist Satchel has been painting a big mural at Pottsfield which is ready to be unveiled and photographed by the local paper. However, Danny isn't happy with how he has been painted and decides to make a few 'small' changes that leave the mural unrecognisable, just as the photographer arrives.

Danny and Mick's dad Clive has brought a dog into the leisure centre, even though there is a strict no-pets policy. It is up to Danny and Mick to make sure Sharon doesn't find the dog while Clive has some lunch in the cafe.

The leisure centre's basketball team are off to play a match at Laugh World's World of Laughing. However, after failing to make the team, Danny has the bright idea of becoming the team mascot so that he can go on the trip. If only he can find a costume in time!

Salesman Mr Smallman wants to sell his new robot Bot-Bot to the leisure centre to make their lives easier. He leaves it for a day so they can trial it, but Danny breaks it within minutes. However, he has a bright idea and convinces Mick to become Bot-Bot and fool Sharon.

It's Wild West Wednesday at the Leisure Centre, there's a bucking bronco and Naomi is making her spicy chilli for the occasion. Sharon is interviewing for a lifeguard job at the leisure centre. There's only one candidate and he is also a familiar face, which only leads to confusion.

It doesn't look like Pottsfield stand a chance of winning a recycling award. However, Danny and Mick hatch a plan to host a rained-out golf tournament in the leisure centre, using all the recycling they have.

Danny and Mick have to play Romeo and Juliet after a theatre company leaves them in the lurch - this time with Danny playing Romeo and Mick playing Juliet, the role he was born to play.

Pottsfield is hosting a cake decorating masterclass with guest judge Mary Croissant, but after she catches Danny insulting her, she leaves in a grump. It's up to Danny to convince the class he's Mary, teach Lance's judo class and have a performance review with Sharon... all at the same time.

It's staff charity cabaret night at the Pottsfield Leisure Centre and special guest and ventriloquist Paul Zerdin is performing. When his sidekick Sam goes missing. Danny and Mick have to step up to perform their own ventriloquist act.

Clive has forgotten to book an audience for wrestling night and two of the wrestlers have pulled out. That means only one thing - it's time for Danny and Mick to showcase their wrestling skills.

April Fool's day at the leisure centre can only mean one thing - more pranks than normal! Sharon tries to ban them, but there is a mystery pranker whose identity not even Danny knows. Meanwhile, Mick has his own idea of what an April fool is.

It is the annual sports day competition at Pottsfield and this time around it's Danny v Lance. They compete in a selection of events, including the classic sport of who can put on the most clothes and who can pop the balloon fastest with their bum.

Sharon's boss, Mrs Harris, has come to the leisure centre to make sure that things are running smoothly. She thinks she can run it better herself and so fires a distraught Sharon. However, it is not as easy as it looks, and Danny and Mick make sure Mrs Harris' boss, Dame Frost, fires her and brings Sharon back to get things back under control.

It's the Invention of the Year awards, and everyone at the leisure centre has ideas they are hoping to pitch. Business mogul Jacqui Williams turns up to judge and isn't impressed with what she sees. Danny's invention of a chair that does everything might turn her head, however.

Someone has been eating the cookies in the café, and there is a rodent-shaped hole in reception. Thinking that there is a rat in the leisure centre, Danny and Mick put a plan into action to catch the illusive rodent. They will do whatever they can to find the culprit, including making a human-sized mouse trap.

After last year's staff photo ended in messy disaster, Sharon is determined to make sure this one goes without a hitch. So she tasks Danny and Mick with keeping the leisure centre and themselves totally clean until the photo takes place. With extra uniforms and all the cleaning equipment needed, surely they surely can't fail at this simple task - can they?

Danny and Mick are waiting in reception for a package to be delivered. While they wait, they reminisce about the hilarious things they have been through together.

It's Danny and Mick's first day at the new leisure centre, and they are surprised to be greeted by their old boss Joy. She wastes no time in making sure they stay out of trouble by getting them to dust the sports hall ceiling. How can such a simple task go so wrong!

It's record-breaking day at Webbthorpe Leisure centre. Danny and Mick decide to join in the fun, but their antics result in an injury that could ruin the day! It's down to Danny to come to the rescue and take on the record-breaking event himself, but has he got a head for heights?

Webbthorpe's Surprising Amazing Cake competition is ready to go. However, after a mishap with one of the competitors' unbelievable cakes, Danny and Mick take it upon themselves to create the best illusion cake ever, which is a huge surprise to Joy!

Danny and Mick's dad, Clive, arrives with an ice cream van and ropes in the brothers to help set it up. The excited duo get to work, with Mick creating the music, and Danny serving the ice creams - if only they could keep the customers, and Joy, happy!

The delivery of a piano creates problems for our favourite brother team - how can they move it to the up stairs studio and keep it in one piece? When the stairs become a problem, the only thing for it is to tie a rope to it and swing it from a window!

Joy wants the sports hall turned into a dance ballroom for a 60th birthday party.

It's holiday time for Danny and Mick, but Joy has not approved their time off, and so they are not going anywhere! However, Mick's brilliant idea of bringing a caravan to work gets the boys in the holiday mood - but is there enough room for both of them?

With Joy having been let down by the builders, Danny and Mick step up and offer to build the leisure centre's new sauna themselves. But can they follow flat-pack instructions? And will their antics get Joy hot and bothered!

Danny and Mick have heard about Joy's new office chair and are excited to try it out. However, Joy accidentally locks them in her office, and the boys need to work out an escape - or survival plan!

Webbthorpe Leisure Centre has some new, extremely posh toilets that will receive a grand opening by Lady Fol De Rol. Lance is tasked with guarding the new facility so that Danny and Mick don't ruin the day, but the boys are desperate to try them out!

A special visit from the mayor means that his chains need putting away safely, while he goes for a swim. As head of security, Mick locks them in Joy's safe, but due to his forgetfulness, Danny and Mick now need to work out another way to retrieve them before the mayor returns!

It is the 50th anniversary of Webbthorpe Leisure Centre! Joy has asked Danny and Mick to set up the sports hall for a celebration party. The hall looks amazing, but what extra decorations will our favourite duo add to make sure the party goes with a bang?

It is the Webbthorpe's summer fete, and Danny and Mick want to take the cash prize by winning the biggest pumpkin competition. All they need now is try and grow the biggest pumpkin ever, whatever way possible - but will their cheating ways be successful?

Joy orders Danny and Mick to clean all the windows outside the leisure centre. At first it is a fun job, but soon they realise that they need to bring in some bigger machinery to reach the higher windows. But do they know how to use it, and what could possibly go wrong?

Through an accident at the leisure centre, Danny and Mick discover what they think is a treasure map. The hunt is on to follow the golden route, but they end up digging their way into trouble!

Joy has hired a new inflatable assault course for the leisure centre, and the boys are tasked with inflating it. Once done, Danny challenges Lance to a race - but who will be victorious?

Danny and Mick are suffering from the heat and break the heating system to try to make themselves cooler. They turn the whole leisure centre into a freezing, icy and slippery wonderland. Can they fix it?

Webbthorpe Town Wanderers are in the local cup football match, and Danny and Mick are determined to listen - while they are working, of course. However, the leaky ceiling that they should have fixed is making it difficult to hear the match. Can they fix it, or will they have to fudge it?

It's Danny's turn to clean the gutters. Unfortunately, Danny is not too keen, and turns up in a full-body plaster cast in order to get out of the work. However, Lance is wise to Danny's tricks and is determined to show Joy that his injuries are just pretend!

It's Danny's birthday, and the team have given him a BMX bike, but Joy says he can only ride it when work finishes. Danny hasn't ridden a bike before, but that doesn't stop him trying to combine his list of jobs with learning to ride it.