Real Rob - Episode Guide

Rob fires his well-meaning but forgetful friend and assistant, Jamie. Later, he pledges support for his wife's new idea before learning what it is.

Patricia hires a male dancer as the new live-in nanny. Later, Rob reluctantly agrees to a vasectomy, but visits an old friend before the procedure.

Rob is mortified to discover that his ad for a male enhancement product isn't limited to Asian countries, and is plastered on a Hollywood billboard.

Rob learns that being a celebrity isn't always rewarding, particularly when he sees colleague David Spade suddenly getting all the attention.

When Patricia tells Rob he's out of shape and insults his appeal to other men, Rob heads for the gym to try to turn heads of the same sex.

When Patricia orders Rob to toss his old junk, he brings in a shaman to help him choose which items have "bad energy" and which have actual worth.

Rob tries to find his "own thing" that makes him stand out, and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening night of Patricia's male revue.

Network interference turns Rob's show into something he doesn't recognize. Meanwhile, Patricia waits for Rob to deliver Ryan Gosling for her show.

Rob intrudes on Patricia's commercial shoot. When Jamie is injured, Rob tries to cure him on the cheap by taking him to an acupuncturist.

Rob and Patricia explore some rather dubious preschool options for Miranda. Jamie goes on a blind date after an unfortunate encounter with a spider.

Rob learns the true meaning of "pricey" at a progressive preschool. Patricia orchestrates a play date for Miranda and a popular student.

After a one-hour flight delay sends him into a tizzy, Rob gets an introduction to the art of Zen from fellow passenger Danny Trejo.

A jealous Rob keeps tabs on Patricia's new soap opera gig. Stalker gives Rob a tip about a very special coffee-making process.

Rob agrees to speak to Miranda's class in Patricia's stead. After catching up with his pal Adam Sandler, Rob starts work on a low-budget movie.

Jamie borrows Rob's emergency lamp for a camping trip with Allison. Rob heads to Mexico to support Patricia during her promotional tour.

After receiving big news from Allison, Jamie reconsiders his future with the Schneiders. Rob gets an offer for a potentially life-changing role.