Первокурсницы - Episode Guide

Friends Nastya and Jeanne meet in a cafe and regret how their lives turned out. To start all over again, they decide to recover at the institute, which they abandoned twenty years ago. Zhanna and Nastya check into the hostel and face many surprises on the first evening.

Nastya learns the meaning of the word "cringe" and "milf" and immediately gets into a cringe situation with a computer science teacher. Zhanna is photographed for a student ID card and realizes that she no longer looks like a student. The desire to keep up with twenty-year-olds leads her to an unsuccessful cosmetic procedure, and then to the police station.

Jeanne finds out that her almost ex-husband continues to live in her apartment with his mistress, and refuses to move out in a good way. Zhanna turns for help to a charming law teacher - Kirill. Who really likes Jeanne, and who really likes her sworn friend Vika. And Nastya discovers an unfamiliar world of erotic sites and new sensations. So new that you have to call an ambulance.

Nastya confesses to the commandant of the hostel, Lydia Semenovna, that she and Zhanna are to blame for her love failure twenty years ago. A combination of circumstances forced Lydia Semyonovna to abandon romantic friendship, and now Nastya is trying to regain her lost years and her former boyfriend. Vika is jealous of Kirill for Zhanna and scoffs at her in every possible way at lectures. Zhanna loses patience and takes revenge for the humiliation in the only way she knows - she takes Kirill away from Vika.

Zhanna and Nastya are going to sign up! Nastya - to follow their neighbor on the block Ulyana, and Zhanna - to remember her youth and not let Nastya prevent Ulyana from having fun. They are invited to the entrance by Danila, a fifth-year neighbor, who, to Nastya's great surprise, clearly sympathizes with her.

Danila is actively courting Nastya, but she cannot agree to a romantic date with a peer of her sons. But at a meeting of graduates, with their peers - it can turn out quite romantic. Zhanna and Vika reconcile, because Zhanna promises to help her get Cyril. Although there is one "but" - Jeanne is already meeting with him in secret from everyone.

Nastya brings home a deuce in physical education, and her friends decide to take up running in order to correct their forty-year-old health. It would seem that it is possible to give a physical education teacher a bribe, but the law-abiding Nastya chooses another path that leads again to calling an ambulance. Jeanne accidentally witnesses that her husband is cheating on his vegan mistress. With a very juicy and hot thing. In cheese pita bread.

Zhanna decides to break the vicious triangle with Vika and Kirill, and comes to him to break up. It's difficult to refuse farewell sex, but it's very easy to get burned in front of Vika. Nastya gets divorced by Internet scammers, and with the help of Danila sends them a large sum of money so that the video of her watching porn does not get into the network. As a result, there is no video on the network, Nastya has no money, and there is a common secret with Danila.

Nastya bakes cinnabons and is going to treat Danila with her buns. But she does not suspect that Danila is counting on completely different buns. Zhanna apologizes to Vika for her relationship with Kirill. He apologizes very sincerely, because there is no other way under the sight of a gun.

Zhanna will have to take the first test, but she is not at all worried about this, because Kirill will take it. And Nastya is going to go to her sons in a military unit to spend their first leave together.

There's a Halloween party at the student club, and Jeanne can't miss it. Nastya has Valentine's Day instead of All Saints' Day, which her ex-husband Kolya is incredibly happy about and Danila is not happy at all.

Kolya arranges a surprise for Nastya and brings his sons from the army for the weekend. The whole family goes bowling. Zhanna tries to take Vika out of her comfort zone and almost brings her into the zone of criminal responsibility.

Zhanna realizes that she has always envied Vikina a rich and beautiful life. And throws himself into all the heavy... loans. Nastya also has everything in beauty - she participates in the Miss University contest.

The divorce is a divorce, and the wedding anniversary of Jeanne and her almost ex-husband is on schedule. Especially if relatives promise to give a gorgeous gift. Meanwhile, Nastya is going on her first date in twenty years. With a twenty-year-old boyfriend.

Zhanna sees herself in the lists for expulsion and tries to "solve the issue" in a proven student way. But suddenly she realizes that the deduction is not her main problem. Nastya dives headlong into an affair with Danila. And she gets to know his mother - her age and almost an exact copy.

On New Year's Eve, Kirill makes an offer to Jeanne, Jeanne agrees, but in addition to her hand and heart, she has something else to give to Kirill. Nastya is preparing to celebrate the New Year with her sons, and meets him with a new relationship.

Nastya and Zhanna take their first session and enjoy their first holidays since their youth. They decide to spend them in Sochi. This is how Nastya gets to know the sea for the first time, and Jeanne gets to know a resort Romance.

Zhanna continues her relationship with Roman, a Sochi doctor who actually lives in Moscow. This news forces Kirill to join the fight for Zhanna. Danila wants to introduce Nastya to his mother, but Nastya is a mother herself, she feels that nothing good will come of it. Vika becomes a grandmother. Koto is a grandmother.

Nastya and Danila are fighting for the first time. To make peace, Nastya arranges a sexual surprise for Danila, and Danila arranges a romantic date for Nastya. But sex and a cooking class, it turns out, are incompatible things. Vika informs her friends that she is ready to become a mother. Zhanna helps Vika find a potential father and offers to involve Kirill, who also really wants to become a parent.

Vika is organizing a Valentine's Day party. And he gets problems with his "heart" on his "ass". Roman arrives at Zhanna's institute right from work, in a white coat, and takes her on a date. And Kirill hears rumors that Zhanna was taken away by ambulance when she was dying. Nastya worries about her classmate Grisha, to whom no one wrote a Valentine. Ulyana asks Nastya not to interfere, and, of course, she turns out to be right.

Kolya appears in the dormitory, looking for financial help from Nastya and Zhanna, and finds a job with the commandant Lidia Semyonovna. Zhanna and Vika find out that the new wife of Zhanna's ex-husband Sergei Ksusha is giving birth. In Jeanne's living room. In the pool. On zoom with a spiritual obstetrician. Jeanne solves the problem with her ex-husband and realizes that she has not solved the problem with her ex-boyfriend.

Kirill has a new girlfriend. She really wants to get to know Jeanne and maybe even make friends. But Jeanne doesn't know how to make new friends. Nastya supports Danila at the intercollegiate basketball competitions, and runs into the Physical education Teacher, who still hasn't forgotten how Nastya tried to bribe him.

Vika decides to adopt a child. And during the courses at the foster parents' school, he meets Mikhail, "the most unpleasant man in the world." Grisha likes Ulyana, he is looking for a reason to talk and all the time asks Ulyana to tell Nastya to bake pies for him. Kolya shows wonders of entrepreneurship and tries to pull Zhanna into the toilet business.

Nastya, Zhanna and Vika are going to the same boarding house on March 8, where they went as students twenty years ago. Zhanna disrupts someone else's wedding, Nastya "burns" other people's relationships, and at the same time her own with Danila, and Vika receives a prize in the competition for the best costume and caring man.

Nastya wants to break up with Danila, but everything only gets more complicated with the appearance of Kolya. Zhanna is trying to get a job at Roman's medical center - and receives a very unusual "help" from a new man. And Vika meets a girl named Zoya at an orphanage party, who immediately charms Mikhail.

Zhanna participates in the "Student Spring". She can neither sing nor dance, but the prize will definitely be in her hands. Nastya is very afraid to start a culinary startup with Ulyana and Grisha. And he's trying to create a diversion. Kolya rushes to the rescue again. Vika and Mikhail find out who will adopt Zoya, with guns in their hands.

Zhanna and Kirill are going to go to a friendly dinner at a restaurant, but suddenly they become babysitters for a newborn baby. Nastya and Grisha continue their culinary business, but the jealous Danila confuses all their plans.

Kolya has an anniversary, but he suspiciously doesn't invite anyone to celebrate. Nastya suspects that Kolya killed himself out of loneliness. Zhanna, Roman, Vika and Mikhail rush to rescue Kolya. Ulyana is trying to figure out if masik is Grisha, shtrik or skuf. But Grisha reveals himself from a completely unexpected side.

My friends have serious problems. Vika thinks that Mikhail is a killer, Jeanne thinks that Roman is cursed, and Nastya's cake was crushed in the subway.

Zhanna wants to get a credit out of pity by showing the teacher that she is a young mother. But where can she get a child... Kolya, Nastya and Grisha expand a startup, open a line of pickles and find an invaluable treasure. Vika and Mikhail continue to fight for Zoya, and Zoya fights with the boys in the orphanage.

Nastya's sons are returning from the army, and Kolya immediately pulls them into the family business. Nastya's gift is a stripper who happens to be in the wrong place. Kirill is going to Sochi for his mother's wedding, and Zhanna realizes that she is not ready to let him go.

Zhanna and Nastya open a cafe on the Cote d'Azur. Somewhere in the industrial zone near Khimki.

Vika and Mikhail finally end the battle for the baby. Vika wins Zoya, and Mikhail wins Vika.