strongbad_email.exe - Episode Guide

Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad to introduce us to, and attempt to kill Homsar.

Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.

Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design.

"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.

Anthony thinks Strong Sad is dumb and a crappy guy and wants Strong Bad to deliver the message.

Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models.

Strong Bad gets hit on, and it's not quite what he expected.

Strong Bad receives a "love letter" from "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf".

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire), showing just how truly fragile he is.

When Mike wonders why Strong Bad doesn't rule the world, or at least some kind of field, Strong Bad brings Strong Badia to the public eye for the first time.

Strong Bad gets a phishing email trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information, but he knows just what to do with it.

Strong Bad receives an email saying "i she be your girlfriend." Then he makes fun of the author and forwards the email to The Cheat.

Ron Kiwi asks Strong Bad what his thoughts are on feeding the ducks.

T.J. asks Strong Bad what some of his tricks are, and he replies with a list of the basics.

Dan asks Strong Bad for advice on a name for his new band.

Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying.

Joe P. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy.

Nicolas asks if Strong Bad's legs are made of tape.

Strong Bad does some spring cleaning by deleting several emails.

Geroge writes in to ask Strong Bad to do a cartoon with only him in it, with voiceover commentary. Strong Bad teaches a valuable lesson; "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."

Strong Bad is asked by Mark from England what he thinks of the English. It's a disaster in the making.

Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.

Phylo D asks how hard it is for Strong Bad to flip someone off with boxing gloves on.

Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers.

Margo asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.

Brandon Hofer asks Strong Bad what his second wish would be if he had three wishes.

Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

Stiny asks why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".

Cory Dewey-Smith wants to know how to get his VCR to stop blinking 12:00.

Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.

Pablo wishes Strong Bad a happy Flag Day.

The beginning of the end of the Tandy 400: Mike W. misses the days when Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then, the computer explodes.

Since the Tandy 400 is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams, to answer an email. Marie asks him about his weirdest dream.

The Tandy 400 is back from the accident in gimmicks. This time, Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute, but the computer appears to be still malfunctioning and the email gets... DELETED!!

Derek asks Strong Bad if he can play the guitar.

Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.

Shack wants to know what Strong Bad sounds like under the influence of helium.

Strong Bad talks about Cold Ones, with a few tweaks at standard algebra.

Strong Bad takes a vacation and writes postcards from the places he visits.

Tandy 400 is dead and gone, for behold: The Compy 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound. Meanwhile, Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it.

Kyle Rechsteiner asks Strong Bad what he would look like as an action figure.

Strong Bad receives a very clear and concise email from Viklas, and responds in kind.

Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing.

Strong Bad composes his own techno music.

Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous ways. 

Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.

Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check.

The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it.

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.

Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.

Strong Bad imagines the lurking horrors of being stranded on an island with Homestar.

The origin of Teen Girl Squad! Brittany asks Strong Bad to make a comic about her friends.

Strong Bad details his morning routine, but keeps getting interrupted by Strong Sad.

After being emailed by the town of Cory, North Dakota, Strong Bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English, without much luck.

In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a Japanese cartoon, and 20X6 is born.

Kaizer wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon. Trogdor is born.

Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him.

Strong Bad tries to fight off hordes of The Cheat's fans.

Strong Bad hosts a monster truck event this SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY!

Kerrek asks Strong Bad about Homsar. Pen puppets ensue.

Lee Conrad from Edmonton, Alberta suggests to Strong Bad that he add some fingers to his boxing gloves so that people would stop asking him how he types with boxing gloves on.

"The Yellow Dart" asks Strong Bad to write his Englilsh paper for him.

Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.

Homestar hosts The Show for the first time after Tori wants to know why he isn't funny anymore. Strong Sad has chicken pox.

Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write an autobiography on his life.

Strong Bad tries to pull a caper with The Cheat, but The Cheat screws it up. However, Strong Bad can't stay mad at him for long.

HockeymanJ05 writes in to ask which one of the emails is Strong Bad's favorite, and Strong Bad takes a trip down (a dubious) memory lane.

Jen C. asks Strong Bad why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body.

Jimmy from MN asks Strong Bad to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber asks Strong Bad what he would do with a time machine.

Monkeydude asks Strong Bad to make a crazy cartoon.

The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples face off against Pile of Electronics State. Real fruit smoothies are at stake.

Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges, and the little guy ends up in a crisper drawer.

Strong Bad answers an email in the Funniest. Way. Ever. So funny that ketchup falls from the sky.

Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about Sibbie.

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach, which he markets to become a hundredaire.

Strong Bad gets the week off while Homestar fills in. Homestar discusses the finer points of frying computer parts with carbonated beverages.

Strong Bad explains how a Strong Bad Email is made, at the expense of Bubs.

Louis wonders if Strong Bad has ever used a stunt double. Strong Bad responds by showing clips from his latest movie, Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1.

Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies.

"Your friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest instead.

"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an email. Instead, he sits by The Stick and says stuff to the people who walk by.

Strong Bad shows off his children's book that he "made", entitled Everyone is Different.

E. Fullmer asks what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years, so Strong Bad shares his predictions for the future.

Ryan asks Strong Bad about the "No Loafing" sign in Strong Bad's house, and where it went. He puts up inspirational posters to get everybody working.

Strong Bad doesn't want to do an email this week, so The Cheat makes one instead, Powered by The Cheat style. Strong Bad does cartwheels for a mile, and The Cheat is a millionaire!

"Your pal" asks Strong Bad about the history behiend the patch on his couch.

Dan asks Strong Bad if Strong Badia has a local news program. Strong Bad rushes off to make one with the help of Bubs, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, and the Tire.

Strong Bad is asked if he celebrates Thanksgiving like everyone else. He then shows a history book about the colonization of Strong Badia.

Strong Bad is asked to give Strong Sad some caffeine, and decides to try it out as a project for the All-Wide Science Fair.

Strong Bad tells what he would be like if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man" that he is. It turns out to be a lot like someone The Brothers Strong used to know.

Hank Toler asks about Strong Badia's army. The Homestarmy attempts to invade the kingdom.

Taylor R. wants to know what Strong Bad would be like in a video game. Strong Bad explains that it would depend on what system he was on.

Strong Bad loses a bet with Homestar Runner, and he has to spend a night at the King of Town's castle.

Steve from Victoria, BC, wants to know why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey.

Strong Bad is asked to create a monument in his own image. He goes on to explain how the arrival of the Thnikkaman distracted him and prevented the completion of the monument.

Kevin Grumbles writes in to tell Strong Bad that he should make Homestar Runner say stupid stuff because his voice is hilarious. Strong Bad switches it up!

Strong Bad describes how he would make his town different, through song.

In the long-anticipated 100th email, Jon from NH asks Strong Bad how long he has known Homestar Runner. The answer is too big to be shown in anything but... WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car, while Homestar shows off his tricked-out propeller cap.

Larry Pat says that he'll show Strong Bad a hot girl if he can get Bubs to give out some free lunch specials. Strong Bad switches it up a bit.

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strong Badia theme park.

Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires from answering emails.

On receiving an email about Dangeresque 3, Strong Bad reveals that he hasn't made it. Instead, he gives us a director's cut of Dangeresque 1.

Someone asks what Strong Bad does on The Cheat's birthday, or "Cheatday", while Coach Z and Bubs try to form a band.

Kevin asks about what would happen if you poked Pom Pom with a pin. Strong Bad experiments with dangerous conditions.

DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Li'l Brudder.

Allison wonders what a Strong Bad television series for kids would be like.

Brian asks what Strong Bad does on all the other days of the week.

Zack asks Strong Bad why the King of Town has a Poopsmith, and Strong Bad tells him about The Castlefunnies.

Ryan N. asks Strong Bad what the secret to his "pizzaz" is. Strong Bad does a journalism interview with himself on his "Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum" to find out.

Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon.

Strong Bad tells us what he would put in a time capsule, to preserve his awesomeness after his death and be opened in at least X0 years.

Strong Bad shows us his awesome new 'Lectric Boots.

Strong Bad "creats" a few montages about a wagon fulla pancakes.

Strong Bad experiences some "technical difficulties" with the Compy 386... and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.

Strong Bad has a new computer! Introducing... Lappy 486! Meanwhile, Spud Jr. asks Strong Bad what he would like as if he were his own made up animal.

Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio show host, in various genres.

Strong Bad proves that he does more than just check emails, by showing everyone his part-part-part-part-very part-time job!

Strong Bad describes for us what his dream email, and his dream life, would be like. The pink border doesn't cut it.

Strong Bad discusses the hangingoutitude of The Stick.

Strong Bad reveals some secret family recipes.

Strong Bad sings his rock opera 'SBEMAIL!'.

Strong Bad shows us the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten: the quickly canceled pilot of Limozeen: "but they're in space!"

Strong Bad shortens a long email, which causes Homestar to get some creepy pants, hoping to get some light globes.

Strong Bad reveals to Comma the rampages he has been going on.

Strong Bad gives his thoughts on "garbage" sales and "garbage" sale patrons.

Strong Bad is given the opportunity to redo old emails. Homestar and The Cheat switch places.

Callie asks if it ever gets boring where Strong Bad lives. He answers the question a bit too well.

Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model.

Strong Bad tells us his "bottom 10".

Strong Bad gathers records for Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records.

Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing.

We learn of the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation: The Geddup Noise.

Strong Bad explains how he helps The Cheat go to bed at night.

We learn of Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF.

Strong Bad tries to make a portrait of himself.

Patrick asks Strong Bad about his younger years.

Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome death metal song.

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

Strong Bad makes an introduction to technology for middle school students.

Strong Bad dramatically narrates other people's lives.

Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the Bear Holding a Shark.

Strong Bad shows off his own Strong Bad pop-up book.

Strong Bad tries to impress an emailer's new lady fan.

Strong Bad imagines his head disconnecting from his body.

Strong Bad gets his own candy product called "SBLOUNSKCHED!".

In this, his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad constructs an alternate universe portal with the help of The Cheat and visits alternate realities, along with many of his doppelgängers, while Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie.

The King of Town gets his very own quite popular cartoon show! Strong Bad crashes a senior prom, only to have it backfire on him.

Gary from the UK asks about Strong Bad's ISP.

Strong Bad considers redesigning the "No Loafing" sign and painting his computer room.

Strong Bad explains how he keeps cool in the summer.

Strong Bad explains why his email show doesn't have an official theme song.

Strong Bad and The Cheat go on a road trip. Or more accurately, a car trip. Or even more accurately, a car.

Strong Bad shows us several examples of character trading cards.

Strong Bad resolves three cliffhangers, and is then confronted by "sweet lady irony".

The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer?

Strong Bad discusses crayon colors and stumbles upon Marzipan's cult, er, "classroom".