Abolish Everything! - Episode Guide

Alise Morales, Liz Hynes, Ben Doyle, and Ike Ufomadu set forth to abolish the more intolerable aspects of phones, door-holding, animals, and greetings. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ben Marshall, Meredith Dietz, and Andy Vega.

Annie Rauwerda, Kyle Gordon, Rima Parikh, and Adam Chase aim to remove certain annoying sounds, flexibility, a lack of birthday greetings, and a doctor with a drill from our daily lives. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Jamie Linn Watson, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events, Cybertrucks, the name Jazz, and porn…that's bad for you. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ibhan Kulkarni, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

Josh Gondelman, Ena Da, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Augusta Chapman abolish confidence, planes, Liquid Death, and hoopla.

Lukas Arnold, Maggie Mae Fish, Vannessa Jackson, and Jonathan van Halem abolish the English language, slow walkers, TikTok couples, being asked to turn off the big light. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Alex Song-Xia, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

Sila Puhl, Dorian Debose, Matt Krol, and Maeve Dunigan abolish hot medical professionals, sunscreen, lecterns, and mascots that are people. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Alex Song-Xia, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

Kenice Mobley, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Henry Block, and Ryan Ciecwisz abolish twins having strokes, reaction creators, Meryl Streep and Uber drivers slamming Ryan's penis in car doors because he won't stop playing harmonica. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Josh Sharp, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren't looking for anything serious kissing Carson on the forehead, telling Graham he can't have extremely inexpensive back-to-school supplies from Staples, and corporeal forms. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Brielle DeMirjian, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

In this double-length season finale, our eight triumphant abolitionists return to each abolish one last thing.

Alison Leiby, Michael Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, ceviche lies, evolution, and hangs ending.

Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish "five," cover letters, cryptozoologists, and gay photography.

Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish girl books, trailers, white history, and Shawshank stans.

Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish Antarctica trips, interracial breakups, famous names, and weed.

Fan-voted season one favorites Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for one more shot at victory.

Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish ads, Catholic shame, gay bar invites, and podcasts.