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Appearances
The Whitest Kids U'Know
Main cast, played by Zach Cregger
- Episode 1x01: Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy (Mar 20, 2007)
- Episode 1x02: Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms (Mar 20, 2007)
- Episode 1x03: Cubicle Boss, Pimp Pun Disaster, Whiskey Super Size (Mar 27, 2007)
- Episode 1x04: Slow Jerk, Bigfoot, Race War (Apr 24, 2007)
- Episode 1x05: Acting Class, Pie, Demon Ouija Board (May 8, 2007)
- Episode 1x06: Dear Black People, Accidental Puke, Kool-Aid (May 1, 2007)
- Episode 1x07: Dating Game, You're Peeing on My Leg, John Wilkes Booth (Apr 10, 2007)
- Episode 1x08: Scaring Babies, Funeral Request, Opposite Day Lawyer (Apr 3, 2007)
- Episode 1x09: Glory Hole, Attention Guy, Tattoo Parlor (May 15, 2007)
- Episode 1x10: We Gon' Make Love, Motorcycle Mama, Mountain of Chairs (May 22, 2007)
- Episode 2x01: Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry (Feb 10, 2008)
- Episode 2x02: Never Song, Feeler Doc, Blue Whale Dick (Feb 17, 2008)
- Episode 2x03: Weird, Jack and Oswald, Totally Gay for America (Feb 24, 2008)
- Episode 2x04: Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus (Mar 2, 2008)
- Episode 2x05: Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun (Mar 9, 2008)
- Episode 2x06: Forest Whitaker, Period Sketch, Our Label is Run by Homos (Mar 9, 2008)
- Episode 2x07: Tar Toast, Drunk Dad, Time Travel Friends (Mar 23, 2008)
- Episode 2x08: Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad (Mar 30, 2008)
- Episode 2x09: Invincible Kid, Keg Stand Dad, Virtual Reality (Apr 6, 2008)
- Episode 2x10: Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap (Apr 13, 2008)
- Episode 3x01: Chaplin, Bible Stories, Feline Delights, Dumb Newscast, Car Dealership (Jan 27, 2009)
- Episode 3x02: Little Rascals, Call of Duty, God Says Song (Feb 3, 2009)
- Episode 3x03: Water Balloons, Hot Dog Timmy, JJ Marvin (Feb 10, 2009)
- Episode 3x04: Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf (Feb 17, 2009)
- Episode 3x05: Presidential Props, Island Cannibal, Helicopter Door, Super Dog (Feb 24, 2009)
- Episode 3x06: Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park (Mar 3, 2009)
- Episode 3x07: Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong (Mar 10, 2009)
- Episode 3x08: Tit Slap, John Hancock, Bad Dominatrix, Bobo the Monkey (Mar 17, 2009)
- Episode 3x09: Horses Love, Lovliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart (Mar 24, 2009)
- Episode 3x10: Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair (Mar 31, 2009)
- Episode 3x11: Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is It Baby, Last Action Hero (Apr 7, 2009)
- Episode 3x12: Mustard Gas, Kindergarden Cons, Table Monster (Apr 14, 2009)
- Episode 3x13: Genie, Epilepsy Test, Throw Up Employee (Apr 21, 2009)
- Episode 3x14: Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George (Apr 28, 2009)
- Episode 3x15: Suicide Show, Anarchy, RC Glow (May 5, 2009)
- Episode 3x16: Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien (May 12, 2009)
- Episode 3x17: Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat (May 19, 2009)
- Episode 3x18: Edge of Space, Daddy with a Donkey, T-Shirt, The Hippo Song (May 26, 2009)
- Episode 3x19: Jerkocaust, Trophy Coach, Helicopter Wife Cheating (Jun 2, 2009)
- Episode 3x20: Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera (Jun 9, 2009)
- Episode 4x01: Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy (Jun 11, 2010)
- Episode 4x02: You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels (Jun 18, 2010)
- Episode 4x03: Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame (Jun 25, 2010)
- Episode 4x04: Old Man Winters, Booger Blasters, Moon Landing (Jul 2, 2010)
- Episode 4x05: Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas (Jul 9, 2010)
- Episode 4x06: John Cleese, 50 Cal Bar, Juror (Jul 16, 2010)
- Episode 4x07: Cash Quiz, Great Grandmas, History Reset (Jul 23, 2010)
- Episode 4x08: Valentine's Day, Simple Chore, Pun Army, Chad's Rad (Jul 30, 2010)
- Episode 4x09: Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen (Aug 6, 2010)
- Episode 4x10: Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up (Aug 13, 2010)
- Episode 5x01: Baked Beans, War Letter, Finger Ring Friends (Apr 15, 2011)
- Episode 5x02: Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date (Apr 22, 2011)
- Episode 5x03: Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day (Apr 29, 2011)
- Episode 5x04: Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo (May 6, 2011)
- Episode 5x05: Black Light, Stork Factor, CW5 (May 13, 2011)
- Episode 5x06: Dad Will Take Care of It, Bad Drivers, Hot Sister, Making Animals Kiss (May 20, 2011)
- Episode 5x07: Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist (May 27, 2011)
- Episode 5x08: Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer (Jun 3, 2011)
- Episode 5x09: Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp (Jun 10, 2011)
- Episode 5x10: Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores (Jun 17, 2011)