Special Guest Stars Jeffrey Jones as Mr. Acme Guest Stars Natalie Gregory as China Kensington Tammy Lauren as Candy Cane Louise Latham as Ethel Duke Co Starring Melanie Chartoff as Desiree DeMornay Valerie Mahaffey as Tiffany Kensington Michael Richards as Henchman Luis Avalos as Juan Bill Paxton as Billy Joe Bobb Teresa Ganzel as Bobbi Jo Bobb Anthony Heald as Kevin Kensington Jerry Van Dyke as Tucker Agajanian Charles Keating as Charles J.E. Freeman as Henchman Pat Corley as Earl Duke
