Special Guest Stars Jeffrey Jones as Mr. Acme Guest Stars Natalie Gregory as China Kensington Tammy Lauren as Candy Cane Co Starring Valerie Mahaffey as Tiffany Kensington Bill Paxton as Billy Joe Bobb Michael Richards as Henchman Melanie Chartoff as Desiree DeMornay Anthony Heald as Kevin Kensington Teresa Ganzel as Bobbi Jo Bobb Jerry Van Dyke as Tucker Agajanian Charles Keating as Charles J.E. Freeman as Henchman Luis Avalos as Juan Pat Corley as Earl Duke