Guest Stars Paterson Joseph as "Holy" Wayne Henry Gilcrest Jr. Brad Leland as Congressman Witten Co Starring Frank Harts as Officer Dennis Luckey Marceline Hugot as Gladys Natalie Gold as Sam's Mother Bill Heck as Darren Danny Flaherty as Max Peter Berg as Pete Emily Soell as Emily McKay Andrea Navedo as Field Hockey Coach Lola Kirke as Haley Adam LeFevre as Mike the Bartender Jack Ferry as Older Cop Cathy Curtin as Mrs Tunney Edward James Hyland as Senator from Texas Christina Saragaglia as Girl with Piercings Sydni Beaudoin as Black Girl Piper Birney as Girl Scout #2 Pedro Morillo Jr. as Tatooed Kid Noah Unger as Little Boy Michael Eric Dyson as Male Pundit Jim Ferris as Council Member Jack Robinson as Nick I. N. Sierros as Doug Dana Iannuzzi as Latina Woman Michael Nostrand as Dr. Denziger Casey Jordan as Female Pundit Madison Elizabeth Zamor as Girl Scout #1
