Guest Stars Paterson Joseph as "Holy" Wayne Henry Gilcrest Jr. Brad Leland as Congressman Witten Co Starring Marceline Hugot as Gladys Frank Harts as Officer Dennis Luckey Natalie Gold as Sam's Mother Bill Heck as Darren Danny Flaherty as Max Emily Soell as Emily McKay Peter Berg as Pete Andrea Navedo as Field Hockey Coach Lola Kirke as Haley Cathy Curtin as Mrs Tunney Adam LeFevre as Mike the Bartender Edward James Hyland as Senator from Texas Madison Elizabeth Zamor as Girl Scout #1 Piper Birney as Girl Scout #2 Pedro Morillo Jr. as Tatooed Kid Sydni Beaudoin as Black Girl Noah Unger as Little Boy Michael Eric Dyson as Male Pundit Jim Ferris as Council Member Jack Robinson as Nick I. N. Sierros as Doug Dana Iannuzzi as Latina Woman Christina Saragaglia as Girl with Piercings Casey Jordan as Female Pundit Michael Nostrand as Dr. Denziger Jack Ferry as Older Cop