Guest Stars Paterson Joseph as "Holy" Wayne Henry Gilcrest Jr. Brad Leland as Congressman Witten Co Starring Frank Harts as Officer Dennis Luckey Marceline Hugot as Gladys Natalie Gold as Sam's Mother Danny Flaherty as Max Bill Heck as Darren Peter Berg as Pete Emily Soell as Emily McKay Lola Kirke as Haley Andrea Navedo as Field Hockey Coach Adam LeFevre as Mike the Bartender Edward James Hyland as Senator from Texas Michael Eric Dyson as Male Pundit Jim Ferris as Council Member Cathy Curtin as Mrs Tunney Christina Saragaglia as Girl with Piercings Sydni Beaudoin as Black Girl Piper Birney as Girl Scout #2 Pedro Morillo Jr. as Tatooed Kid Noah Unger as Little Boy Jack Robinson as Nick I. N. Sierros as Doug Dana Iannuzzi as Latina Woman Michael Nostrand as Dr. Denziger Casey Jordan as Female Pundit Jack Ferry as Older Cop Madison Elizabeth Zamor as Girl Scout #1
